cartoon character who swallowed a lit stick of dynamite after it goes off in their stomach - ThreadSky

He’s such a deformed little inbred. Why does anyone look up to a man so incredibly fucking lame in all aspects aside from money.

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katie.bzky.team•9 days ago

banger

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ph00tbag.bsky.social•9 days ago

I think we would all be astonished by how relatively normal he would look if he just... Stood up straight.

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frass.bsky.social•9 days ago

Elon has roundworms

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kategodart.bsky.social•10 days ago

for real what is even going on here, is his entire front one gigantic hernia?? are his guts trying to flee this sinking ship

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sadmoths.bsky.social•9 days ago

poke him with a needle and he'll pop like a beached whale

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givesnofuck.com•9 days ago

RFK, you know what to do

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paulieparus.bsky.social•9 days ago

Had he not looked like this on that one shirtless picture as well, my guess would have been a corset of some sorts.

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otagian.bsky.social•9 days ago

My best guess is cosmetic surgery to make him more barrel chested by rebuilding his ribcage.

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farnerb0cken.bsky.social•10 days ago

Tom and Jerry ass build

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stev.bsky.social•9 days ago

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meatwharf15.bsky.social•9 days ago

That looks like a NonStampCollector character.

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benrossphotos.bsky.social•9 days ago

Loony Toon that swallowed a bird cage

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puppygirlronnie.bsky.social•9 days ago

exactly

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briarwillow.bsky.social•9 days ago

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estrogenius.bsky.social•9 days ago

kind of embarrassed to only just now realize what those names were based on lmao

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onino.bsky.social•9 days ago

Jesus, he's gonna need another set of plugs too.

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jonnypants.bsky.social•9 days ago

what if he keeps making babies because he's been testing synthetic wombs ....on himself? 🤔

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psycosilver.bsky.social•9 days ago

I never thought I'd see a living human built like Dr Eggman

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ratmann.bsky.social•9 days ago

i get it! because he's a terrible person we should make fun of his fatness (a bad thing to be)!

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hiking-metal-punk.bsky.social•9 days ago

If he was fat like a normal person nobody would care; he looks like this because he's abusing the kinds of drugs that strength athletes use, without any of the caution or exercise that makes it turn into muscle instead of distended guts.

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elizabeth-v.bsky.social•9 days ago

his chest is actually just a control room with a little guy in there piloting him around

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benrossphotos.bsky.social•9 days ago

The sacred texts foretold this

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maddmatty03.bsky.social•9 days ago

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kultinator.bsky.social•9 days ago

How is he pregnant again? I thought he just had his 13th kid

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fruchts.bsky.social•9 days ago

the impregnator got impregnated

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comradephoenix.bsky.social•9 days ago

This looks like an AI generated answer to "what does a gregnant person look like?"

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cardboardrevolution.com•9 days ago

You have committed a crime

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lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social•10 days ago

the old lady who swallowed a fly

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gribblecharacter.bsky.social•9 days ago

got a lil chestburster alien in there 🙂

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ofamerica.bsky.social•9 days ago

his chest is where he stores his ego

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roryblank.bsky.social•9 days ago

This is what happens when you do trt and ozempic but also do not work out or change your diet at all, you end up with a body like a cartoon rooster

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hiking-metal-punk.bsky.social•9 days ago

If you see a muscular guy with a gut like that everyone and their mother knows to go "that mf is abusing HGH"

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roryblank.bsky.social•9 days ago

I found an article on snopes saying this picture is digitally altered to make his chest look bigger and more fucked up and the really fucked up thing is that it's really not that much worse than the original, like I had to squint to see the difference

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