been seeing this headline for a day now and i just checked and he's still posting cringe nonstop so i don't think it's actually true - ThreadSky

jtp.bsky.social • 2 days ago

been seeing this headline for a day now and i just checked and he's still posting cringe nonstop so i don't think it's actually true

Reposted from Lauren McKenzie

Hahahahahahaha

What a little baby backed bitch

Comments

themichaelest.bsky.social•2 days ago

Anything that claims that Elon is experiencing even a sliver of self awareness is 100% made up bullshit.

bixlee.bsky.social•2 days ago

we can do better

jenuhveeve.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hey, didn’t you know that comedy is legal again? You clearly have an unrefined palette. 💅

ultratog.bsky.social•2 days ago

Elon Musk lying on the internet? I'm SHOCKED!

igor-kitty.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's kinda funny that he's like the MyPillow guy with a different origin story.

transonic.media•2 days ago

Sorry, Elon—no sympathy left for a guy who turned his midlife crisis into a fascist brand and still thinks he's the victim.

arrdeux.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just waiting for him to upgrade his bedside fake gun into a real gun so we can be rid of this man.

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•2 days ago

Being in politics is his survival tactic. I doubt most of it is even a conscious decision in his lizard brain. He has zero idea of how to get out of politics

themckenziest.gay•2 days ago

He can’t help himself, right?

alex-horrorshow.bsky.social•2 days ago

why does elon always look like he's holding in a massive shit

arrdeux.bsky.social•2 days ago

He is... Himself.

alex-horrorshow.bsky.social•2 days ago

...full off shit

arrdeux.bsky.social•2 days ago

I meant he's the massive shit 😄

vanoreo.bsky.social•2 days ago

i think what he wants is to be in politics and also have everyone on earth slob his knob for it and buy his stupid truck that looks like a child's drawing

dangyd.bsky.social•2 days ago

yeah he thought being the president's friend == becoming hugely popular == everyone buying his cool truck because they like him. this is a great lesson in how he runs his companies but nobody is willing to say that out loud.

jtp.bsky.social•2 days ago

that's nice. i want the real actual HEV suit from half life. we can't all get what we want

othiym23.bsky.social•2 days ago

all I want is the crowbar. they're never that red and shiny in real life. but I too am destined to live in disappointment

jtp.bsky.social•2 days ago

nothing some tape and a can of spray paint can't fix

stashtastic.bsky.social•2 days ago

*HEV suit voice*
"Tightpants condition critical."

mymouthdreams.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm pretty sure Twitter is his safe space.

britculpsapp.bsky.social•2 days ago

we just need to keep going until it happens

patchesmel.one•2 days ago

Between this and his comment on the call just now about “reducing” his time at DOGE next month, I think he’s trying to establish a narrative to cover for when Trump drops him