tell me you have a toddler without telling me you have a toddler: I found a fork in the laundry (pre-wash, thankfully) - ThreadSky

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amybrown.xyz • 63 days ago

tell me you have a toddler without telling me you have a toddler: I found a fork in the laundry (pre-wash, thankfully)

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parentinhalf.bsky.social•62 days ago

There was a potato on the bedroom floor the other day. Oh, and I tell other adults that I have to go potty.

myrtledan.bsky.social•62 days ago

I have random crayon drawings, of many colours, on many walls.

myrtledan.bsky.social•62 days ago

I also do a rather convincing impersonation of Major Humdinger from Paw Patrol.

benmf.bsky.social•63 days ago

I had to apologize to our server for the one member of the table who was growling and bearing his teeth like a dog over the fact that he was asked whether he wanted chocolate milk. Not that they didn’t have it or anything—just that the question was posed.

He loves chocolate milk.