In church I used to wonder if there was a lady somewhere with nothing who was so pure that she survived by only taking communion. And then I'd imagine myself sprouting bat wings and horns and flying around the room upsetting everyone. - ThreadSky

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tuskjenkins.bsky.social • 4 days ago

In church I used to wonder if there was a lady somewhere with nothing who was so pure that she survived by only taking communion. And then I'd imagine myself sprouting bat wings and horns and flying around the room upsetting everyone.

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betsyross.bsky.social•4 days ago

you’re a real one 😁

tuskjenkins.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lol one of the few true stories I ever told

betsyross.bsky.social•4 days ago

I used to sing ‘hot for preacher’ over and over in my head and giggle uncontrollably until I was sent to the vestibule

tuskjenkins.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sent to the vestibule ☠️

marydondanville.bsky.social•4 days ago

I was a real slacker. I just tried to see how many times I could say the Kyrie while Fr Kuzma struggled thru it once

slipperboots.bsky.social•4 days ago

I think she was an anchoress and walled into a small room… you could probably hear her joining in the hymns. 💀

trickykat.bsky.social•4 days ago

communion pure. like that. you with bat wings and horns. also like that!

deadseriousmick.bsky.social•4 days ago

As an altar boy I found those wafers tasted better when you stole them and ate them in the alley I might be going to hell

lila7.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

sunshineakerman.bsky.social•2 days ago

I hope it worked

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•4 days ago

from one bat to another @favskeet2.bsky.social

tuskjenkins.bsky.social•4 days ago

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•4 days ago

aw shit I recognize myself

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