What an absolutely insane read. Highly recommend if you are into weird gacha games drama (or not, it's that insane). You don't need to read the first two part, it's pretty much a standalone drama. www.reddit.com/r/SubredditD... - ThreadSky

cerberusxt.bsky.social • 11 days ago

What an absolutely insane read.

Highly recommend if you are into weird gacha games drama (or not, it's that insane).

You don't need to read the first two part, it's pretty much a standalone drama.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1inojzt/cuck_chronicle_part_3_id_rather_watch_gay_porn/

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polluxsmile.bsky.social•11 days ago

c'est goldé

kmrst.bsky.social•11 days ago

This is so good. I'm glad I'm not so desperately pornbrained that I pay $50 to gamble for waifus & sex scenes that then I wouldn't see because I'm too scared to see said waifu have sex with anyone else, leading to being trapped in a gay porn tesseract that I'm homophobically mad about.

echoamethysst.bsky.social•9 days ago

i just like hoyoverse and reading yuri fics why are people so fucking insane

soilent.bsky.social•11 days ago

Holy shit

mfjunior3.bsky.social•11 days ago

Dude, most the gachas I play are porn bait gooner masterpieces and I'm still not so brainrotted as to have toxic parasoxial relationships with a fucking png

These people need mandatory public service so they can touch fucking grass I literally just can't anymore

mfjunior3.bsky.social•11 days ago

This reminds me of when Azur Lane (a gacha that I play to this day) had an Idolmaster collab

Azur Lane has a marriage mechanic

But to avoid backlash from dangerously unhinged idol turbosimps, they didn't let you marry ANY of the Idolmaster girls and instead did something like promise rings

gbalpha.bsky.social•10 days ago

Yeah, I remember some people trying to justify it because of the characters ages with them not being ship girls. But that didn't seem to be a problem for other collaborations like Gridman and Love Ru😄

mfjunior3.bsky.social•10 days ago

I'd justify it as "they're not real" and leave it at that but even fictional marriage is too much for these people to handle

nocatsnomasters.bsky.social•11 days ago

I played Fire Emblem Heroes for ages and now I'm just so glad that, so far as I was aware, we just didn't have that level of outright psychosis in the community. Calling it 'insane' somehow doesn't encompass it.

nocatsnomasters.bsky.social•11 days ago

This guy is so close. So damn close. He doesn't even know.

nocatsnomasters.bsky.social•11 days ago

OH MY GOD THE GAY FURRIES ASSAULTING THE ESTABLISHED PLAYERBASE WITH THEIR DEMORALIZING HORSE COCKS

nocatsnomasters.bsky.social•11 days ago

That was the coda that story needed.

nocatsnomasters.bsky.social•11 days ago

REDDIT COMMENT: "it's weird i see a lot of frugal living advice and 'just wank normally' is never featured"

I AM SLAIN DEAD

syovere.bsky.social•10 days ago

Fire Emblem fandom did however give us the phrase "vagina bones". which remains stuck in my head to this day.

cerberusxt.bsky.social•11 days ago

Nothing can come close to furry weaponizing gay porn against bigots.

thespartan012.bsky.social•11 days ago

The expression "none of these words are in the Bible" was made for this moment because what the actual Hell did I read. There's some wild stuff going on out there.

cerberusxt.bsky.social•11 days ago

The world of gacha dramas is wild. I've gotten hours of entertainment out of those.