I can't help myself!
Real life: *finds something I accidentally brought home from the office* "I NEED TO GO RETURN THIS NOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE I STOLE FROM WORK!"
RPG life: *after taking literally everything else I can from the village* "and what's this? Another rusty old dirty cup? That's mine now!"
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It's me. I'm the loot goblin.
*ᴜᴘᴄʜᴀʀɢᴇ ᴏғ 200% ᴍᴀʏ ᴀᴘᴘʟʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ғʀᴇᴇ ʙᴏᴡʟ
But also - why can I not cook my food with fire spells?
Real life: *finds something I accidentally brought home from the office* "I NEED TO GO RETURN THIS NOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE I STOLE FROM WORK!"
RPG life: *after taking literally everything else I can from the village* "and what's this? Another rusty old dirty cup? That's mine now!"