[handing me my food] CASHIER: Condiments? ME: Um you look very lovely today. - ThreadSky

riotgrlerin.bsky.social • 88 days ago

[handing me my food]
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.

Comments

danpaul.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤣

bakingfool.bsky.social•87 days ago

😀😆

nickmilakovic.bsky.social•88 days ago

I didn’t quite get that but I’m trying to ketchup.

orv1lle.bsky.social•87 days ago

me: hey haha ha um *gulps* *takes long drag of water* so uh *beads of sweat visibly form on my forehead* lookin real uh. haha *dodges eye contact* sorry i don’t think i should be here *puts whole wallet on table* *walks away*

espada3497.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

anonymmouse3333.bsky.social•87 days ago

Better than .... condemnation? 😉

johnnyapplememes.bsky.social•87 days ago

Server: would you like a soup or salad?
Me: Hmm. That sounds good. Yeah, I’ll take that.
Server: Uh, which one?
Me: What you just said. The Super Salad. 🥗

I think I ended up with a cheeseburger and ceaseless teasing from my friends.

ernestleequild.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂😂😂❤️

riley37.bsky.social•88 days ago

(store in mall with parking garage)
Customer: can you validate me?
Cashier: Um you seem like a nice person

digitalphox.bsky.social•87 days ago

Wait until you remember you said that 8 months from now in the middle of eating breakfast

mrsilkydmv.bsky.social•87 days ago

@favskeet2.bsky.social

robertweir.bsky.social•87 days ago

Grey poupon

valadin.bsky.social•87 days ago

Same vibe as dropping a poorly timed "You too," we are here for you in this trying time.

dgillard2024.bsky.social•88 days ago

paulmurphyetc.bsky.social•88 days ago

Mayo be forgiven!

hawsk.bsky.social•88 days ago

They must mustve relished in that moment

gentle7.bsky.social•87 days ago

ME: Condoms and mints? No, I'm fully stocked on those.

validandloved.life•88 days ago

Don't know why but this reminded me of the time a cashier said have a good day and my tired sleep deprived brain somehow crossed wires and I mumbles "love you too".