i’d watch the shit out of a real housewives starring morticia addams, lily munster, vampira, elvira, etc. - ThreadSky

riotgrlerin.bsky.social • 8 days ago

i’d watch the shit out of a real housewives starring morticia addams, lily munster, vampira, elvira, etc.

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mrgb63.bsky.social•8 days ago

Imagine all the corpsing in the outtakes reel.

luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social•8 days ago

smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social•7 days ago

They would spend half the show complaining about how hard it is to get blood stains out of their clothes

punctilious.bsky.social•3 hours ago

And Betty White. She'd fit right in.

geezerdeluxe.bsky.social•7 days ago

I’ll start popping now

uk0bach.bsky.social•8 days ago

This joke is GENIUS, because this cast fits the "reality" tv requirements sooooo perfectly.

You'd instantly believe that this cast of characters would have a bunch in common, and would get along well...MOST of the time.

Most of the time.

aiesjay.bsky.social•4 hours ago

dragonflymsp.bsky.social•8 days ago

This would be the ONLY arrangement that would get me to watch a Real Housewives franchise.

dluthor20.bsky.social•7 days ago

Right?

saitken67.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Also Drusilla?

kevychristian.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'd watch that and I don't watch reality tv at all.

bahearn.bsky.social•8 days ago

pokersizeddeck.bsky.social•8 days ago

That's a killer idea. Perfect animated show concept.

cksavannah73.bsky.social•8 days ago

that would be quality entertainment, i'm in

dr-lil-hill.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yes, please!

thelastghostbuster.bsky.social•8 days ago

Can Cher be there please?

shame-us.bsky.social•8 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd probably watch it too!!!!!

tomt72.bsky.social•8 days ago

My Loves!!!!!!! Especially Morticia!!! She & Gomez had a true love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

aiesjay.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I may not know you but I love you 🖤

notdoingthis.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yeah who’s going to play Lurch, Leslie Jones?

notdanno.bsky.social•8 days ago

You'd better be in there as well tbh

briancutter.bsky.social•7 days ago

Starring

Catherine Zeta-Jones as Morticia
Michelle Yeoh as Lily
Kiernan Shipka as Vampira
And Elvira as herself

toptoes.bsky.social•8 days ago

Real Housewives of Mockingbird Lane. 100% would watch. 100% should be made by Taika Waititi, as a follow up to WWDITS.

thymeface.bsky.social•8 days ago

Me too, and I suspect it would be really peaceful because they're reasonable people.

wikibara.bsky.social•8 days ago

I have a great many Vampira stories.

aiesjay.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Share your fave plz!🖤

shesellsseashells.bsky.social•7 days ago

Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal should bring some spice.

atomicdumpling.bsky.social•8 days ago

@therealelvira.bsky.social this is the most genius idea I've seen in a while.

rvdshadyglenn.bsky.social•8 days ago

This is brilliant!

bulkyagainagain.bsky.social•7 days ago

Can we also invite Fairuza Balk?

yeoldecodger.bsky.social•7 days ago

Add Nadja from Shadows to really bring the drama.

pelsner.bsky.social•7 days ago

Yes. Real Vampire Wives of Transylvania.

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