egg prime directive is bean dad for faggots - ThreadSky

ashmouth.bsky.social • 47 days ago

egg prime directive is bean dad for faggots

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megagarbage.bsky.social•44 days ago

holy shit

chaotic-slut777.bsky.social•46 days ago

There's an egg prime directive?

ashmouth.bsky.social•46 days ago

not on my watch

riverofblood.bsky.social•46 days ago

trying to imagine how long it would take to explain this sentence to my dad

edithcharles.bsky.social•46 days ago

I have been online for thousands of years

sanitarypipe.bsky.social•46 days ago

I can't make this sentence make sense to anyone in my life, I am cursed with forbidden knowledge

girl-bunchanumbers.bsky.social•46 days ago

I know. I regret every second of the YEARS it took for me to figure out I that I was trans. I really wish someone had just told me.

johnnyzcz.bsky.social•47 days ago

You understand everything except how the software engineer addresses the striped knee socks

rine.bsky.social•44 days ago

I am too straight to relate but too online to not oof.

popeguilty.bsky.social•47 days ago

jesus christ Abbie

anaisl.bsky.social•47 days ago

No no, let her cook (beans)

genocid.ing•46 days ago

reeling

orc.bsky.social•46 days ago

The original verb was hatched, which is internal, and takes warmth and patience, but it was maladapted as crack,which is external and violent.

orc.bsky.social•46 days ago

sounds gay

kimberlydairine.bsky.social•45 days ago

true story I fell asleep during a concert bean dad was giving

kimberlydairine.bsky.social•45 days ago

they were opening for the Decemberists. and all I remember of their act was him saying "this next song is about *butter*" before I dozed off.

localmilfshikigami.bsky.social•46 days ago

this skeet just opened a portal in a gendered bathroom inside the buzzfeed offices of 2014

mattbasky.bsky.social•46 days ago

sent this skeet back in time and it caused the great chicago fire

ela-bambust.bsky.social•46 days ago

Oh we're cooking with gas tonight

valerietheitalian.bsky.social•46 days ago

Fucken bizarre sentence

thrillow.gay•47 days ago

oh my god

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