Charlie excitedly: "How was the honeymoon Al?"
Alastor, eyes very vacant: "Lucifer got very intoxicated and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire."
He slowly takes a long sip of his coffee before continuing. “Lucifer said, and I quote: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt."
Alastor, eyes very vacant: "Lucifer got very intoxicated and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire."
He slowly takes a long sip of his coffee before continuing. “Lucifer said, and I quote: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt."
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Al might pretend to be traumatised, but really he loves when Lucifer gets weirdly possessive and feral 😏 that Gomez & Morticia vibe
honestly, I think their brands of neurospicy just work well together because it’s nice to find someone who *obsesses* the same way about things and to never be thought of as ‘too much’