Happy hour makes you sad. Thin mints make you fat. Everything is a lie. - ThreadSky

thetigersez.bsky.social • 41 days ago

Happy hour makes you sad. Thin mints make you fat. Everything is a lie.

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I don't bother with happy hours or their aftermaths, and go straight for the fat mints. Most lies, if not all, turn out to be a choice.

reverseprogress.bsky.social•40 days ago

Explain

taishiea.bsky.social•39 days ago

thin mints are a flavor of cookie that for some reason people will gorge on. Happy hour is a business term for a period of time where they reduce prices or offer specials during what is the slow period of the day, usually between lunch and dinner, usually those that are having a bad day attend.

detoxthegop.bsky.social•40 days ago

And when I look back at what brings me down, a bottle of Tequila brings me right back up, shows me how not give a damn.🤣

garrickwilliam.bsky.social•40 days ago

Is Captain Crunch even a captain?

flentrop.bsky.social•39 days ago

You're right. Everything is a lie except for that statement.

tlc1982.bsky.social•40 days ago

Sleeping too much makes you tired.

taishiea.bsky.social•39 days ago

i thought Thin mints were suppose to taste bad if you eat too many that you don't eat anymore. speed it by brushing with minty toothpaste before eating them.

davidkister.bsky.social•40 days ago

😂

dennisg0906.bsky.social•40 days ago

And is a lie a lie? When Trump tells you something is a lie, is that true? 🤔

ryanbedell.bsky.social•40 days ago

Tuna fish is honest

twinsfan66.bsky.social•40 days ago

Skinny jeans were also a scam.

qua12.bsky.social•40 days ago

Still searching for the truth👍

0blivions0bsidian.bsky.social•39 days ago

When you put it like that, damn.. I still look forward to HH cause it saves money but still lol

shadvyr.bsky.social•40 days ago

"Happy hour makes you sad"

alcohol is fun borrowed from the next day.

archaictorment.bsky.social•40 days ago

jeffmirwin.bsky.social•40 days ago

This is one reason we legalized cannabis in Michigan. Zero calories and less hangover, angry, and regret.

#PureMichigan

peacefulquietgirl.bsky.social•40 days ago

We drive on the parkway and park on the driveway. Agree with you that everything is a lie.

broadeyeview.bsky.social•40 days ago

Is it look before you leap or he who hesitates is lost or the early bird gets the worm or good things come to those who wait?
I'm going back to bed.

gazzathegooner.bsky.social•40 days ago

Just bought some 50% less fat snacks they were delicious so as I ate twice as much 😋

n0d4chi.bsky.social•40 days ago

Everything is true. Even the lies? Especially the lies.

drip-nixon.bsky.social•41 days ago

And yet, lying down is the truth. Such a strange world.

chuckedahl.bsky.social•40 days ago

more like Dying Inside While Pretending To Be Happy Hour, amirite?

bazalgette74.bsky.social•41 days ago

Just think what MAGA is supposed to do then.

timflood1966.bsky.social•40 days ago

I never thought of that !!!!!!! Very true !!!!!!!

reannanqueen.bsky.social•40 days ago

When it's sent in a car, it's a shipment, but when sent on a ship, it's cargo 😐

multitasking.bsky.social•40 days ago

Ah, but at least thin mints make you happy, so it kind of comes full circle in the end, right?

thetigersez.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Happy Girl Scout cookie season to all who celebrate!

scrociata.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Would greatly appreciate if you could help me spread word for my daughter's cookie page and give her a share!!
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