Still the world leader in fried food research, as well as financial crimes.
Reposted from Splitcoil
Sign a mutual defense treaty with us & we'll tell the world we won't honor it.

Visit us & we'll disappear you into a prison camp on suspicion of violating your visa.

Sign a trade agreement with us & we'll violate it six ways in five days.

Exactly what the fuck does anyone need us for right now?

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