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tabcreations.com • 27 days ago

What's the most ominous shopkeeper encounter you've had in a game?
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dargondarkfire.bsky.social•27 days ago

Spooky shopkeeper: *slams hands down on the counter* I'm telling you using these items could potentially kill you!

Me: considering how they keep deregulating everything, it wouldn't durprise me if half of this healing potion is liquid lead.

ellyviviana.bsky.social•27 days ago

- Me, as DM, letting the party know they're under surveillance:

"As you enter you see the shopkeeper has already gathered all the items and asks for the exact price you all discussed amongst yourselves earlier..."

- Players:

"Cool, thanks!"

- Me:

tabcreations.com•27 days ago

That's hilarious!

seeker8998.bsky.social•27 days ago

Shopkeeper: Using these items may have Unforseen Consequences.
Me: So 'buyer beware,' cool.

khaotickazmir.bsky.social•27 days ago

Greech and Grood's Grand Goods, while in the wilderness you encounter a Goblin merchant riding a Giant with a shop mounted to his back. They have anything you could ever want and seem a bit too eager to sell it too you. After you part ways the memories of the encounter become hazy and unreliable.

zacharyberuebooks.bsky.social•27 days ago

Shopkeeper: You don't get it, I have to warn you about these cursed items!

Customer: I fully understand the results of multiple lawsuits!

2lim3rz.bsky.social•27 days ago

We ran into a Lich shopkeeper who sold scrolls that were war crimes as well as casting Power Word: Charley Horse on the warforge of our group for the lols

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