I'm going to fuck up in work, my mate is going to back me up and then my bosses are going to issue statements saying we were right. And then, when an independent panel finds that, actually, I did fuck up and my mate did cover it up, nothing will happen and I shall go about my job unbothered. - ThreadSky

dailycannon.com • 26 days ago

I'm going to fuck up in work, my mate is going to back me up and then my bosses are going to issue statements saying we were right. And then, when an independent panel finds that, actually, I did fuck up and my mate did cover it up, nothing will happen and I shall go about my job unbothered.

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pieafc.bsky.social•26 days ago

We all know the next line don’t we. “Arsenal won, they got the 3 points so what’s the problem, can’t we move on”

just imagine we didn’t win.

arsenalofka.bsky.social•26 days ago

Don't forget you'll get sent overseas for a weekend of extra paid work

arsevengers.bsky.social•26 days ago

and come back with a nice tan to boot 🤣 horrible line of work that would be eh

brooklyngunner.bsky.social•26 days ago

This is essentially what happens with American police forces. Officers get up on leave—usually with pay—and literally lay low by going on beach vacations until verdicts are handed down.

brooklyngunner.bsky.social•26 days ago

*put on leave

dailycannon.com•26 days ago

Ohhh I forgot about my all-expenses paid, earn £3k for 90 mins work gig coming up. Sweet!

arsenalviews.bsky.social•26 days ago

And you'll gaslight everyone around you saying they're the idiots.

dailycannon.com•26 days ago

That's the fun part

goonerh1.bsky.social•26 days ago

Does raise a question. In the assessment of Michael Oliver's performance will they say it was the correct decision?

PGMOL have somehow stood by the decision (at least publicly). Does this change now, or do they still assess this as being correct, good job Ref, good job VAR.

anggrainilb.bsky.social•25 days ago

And have legion of journalists standing up for you, made series of articles about it's the fucked-up's fault instead of yours, the fuckep-up is the villain, etc

afc5ever.bsky.social•26 days ago

We will only have our sense of truth and justice to blame when Kai is sent off for not using complete sentences when addressing a member of the PGMOL

mahbuki.bsky.social•26 days ago

I mean you could try and improve your work?

dailycannon.com•26 days ago

I could, but with literally no incentive to improve because I never face consequences for my fuckups, why would I bother?

mahbuki.bsky.social•26 days ago

Only asked. So defensive

gerscully.bsky.social•26 days ago

Well, Darren England has been rewarded with a trip to the seaside in Bournemouth this weekend while Michael Oliver has been given two games to hone his skills - Ipswich Saturday and Everton vs Liverpool on Wednesday. Gotta have a reliable referee for the Merseyside derby.

dailycannon.com•26 days ago

Ahh, the man who has sent off 5 Everton players, second only to Arsenal in terms of Oliver reds and yellows, and only one Liverpool.

gerscully.bsky.social•26 days ago

Let me guess. Four of them were Iwobi and one was a retrospective red for Limpar?

rjmacready.bsky.social•26 days ago

All the accountability of a Boris Johnson.

martinjoneill.bsky.social•25 days ago

Also I'm going to favour one department in particular, procurement can go 'do one' and I'll hold them back as much a possible but anything the Finance Team wants they can get