every time i see someone call spirk the oldest slash ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "☝️ actually the holmes/watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is "☝️ actually, gilgamesh/enkidu"
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what if enkidnu begot gilgamesh with child 🤭
https://bsky.app/profile/solfilms.bsky.social/post/3lbhoqw3byc2i
not really sure why ur bringing marsha p. johnson into this?
And my troll brain immediately thought “so is Osiris/Set from the Egyptian pre-Dynastic myths earlier or later than Gilgamesh? Also does dubcon/noncon incest hatefucking even count? Is that the legacy we want to claim for slash fic??”