*me, trying to avoid any/all conflict:
Myself: "I respectfully wish you to vacate your presence from the whereabouts of my general vicinity with immediate expedience."
Others: "..."
Myself: "..."
Others: "..what?..."
Myself: "Please go away."
Myself: "I respectfully wish you to vacate your presence from the whereabouts of my general vicinity with immediate expedience."
Others: "..."
Myself: "..."
Others: "..what?..."
Myself: "Please go away."
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