BBEG: Wait, you guys think I’m the bad guy?

Party: Uh, yeah. We call you “Big Bad Evil Guy” behind your back.

BBEG: Ok that’s really hurtful what if I called you guys the “Stupid Terrible Obnoxious Party?”

Party:...STOP?

BBEG: No I won’t stop! I’m not even big OR evil!

#DnD