BBEG: BOW BEFORE—son?

Sorcerer:...Dad?

BBEG:...

Sorcerer: You left to go get milk that one night and THIS is where you went?

BBEG: I mean—

Sorcerer: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH YOU OWE IN MISSED CHILD SUPPORT?!?

BBEG: I’m just gonna go...

Sorcerer: LIKE LAST TIME?!

#DnD