Matt Gaetz, Tulsi Gabbard and Marco Rubio are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?
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If this is a REAL scenario and a life must be saved, I’m saving Rubio. Hands down. All suck HAAAAARD, but of them I see the lesser amount of suck in him.
Ew. I hate this one. I’d have to say Rubio, unfortunately, just because of the report he released that confirmed Russian meddling in the 2016 election. The other two- yeah they’re fish food.
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I’ll save the slugs.
We’re on on own.
Not must save.
Can Viking funeral be an option?
It's innocent 😇