They always have bangers come out when they don't wanna cover something. I remember during the Mueller report hearings that an Eastern Fox local ran one with the headline "Chocolate Chip Cookies as Addictive as Meth" (I wish this was a joke)
"Is your internet down again?"
"Can't get one of your kids to help you because we've made you a hateful conspiracy theorist?"
"Stay tuned as one of our real DOGE experts teaches you computer because your family hates you."
"If the internet appears to show that Maximum Leader's plans aren't working well, it is a trick. Your router is spiteful and must be dunked in the toilet until it loves America again."
Not to worry...the 'very beautiful' climate change-induced weather patterns might just actually flood M-a-L and "life of pi" the server room w/ that orange-dope-pulp-for-brains and his wacko MAGAlodons into the Atlantic. That would truly be so, so, SO much winning for all of us. Even👇seems 👌
Just speak clearly so the hackers listening in on the microphone can hear you.
Pro tip: if you can ask in Chinese and Russian, it'll probably get done quicker.
Not only does Fox reliably NOT cover major stories damaging to republicans but they always choose the most inane stories to run instead. It is like they have a backlog of boring crap they would never normally run just to create the impression it is a dead slow news day.
Michael Waltz is very interested by that? His home computer (which run Windows vista) still behave funnily each time he connects to the net. And now, all his other appliances (phone, smart-fridge, connected camera, connected tooth-brush, connected dildo...) have erratic behavior.
Thanks for reminding me to block foxnews dot com on my home network before my parents come visit. Wondering if there's a ready-made blocklist for these sorts of sites or if I should curate one.
What is missing from FOX.COM is any mention of the Stock Market crash.
As we all know FOX is just a propaganda outlet.
It is essential that the right wing Proles be spoon fed a constant stream of disinformation from the Ministry of Truth 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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"Can't get one of your kids to help you because we've made you a hateful conspiracy theorist?"
"Stay tuned as one of our real DOGE experts teaches you computer because your family hates you."
Also, the server is in Mar-a-Lago.
#FOXNoNews
Pro tip: if you can ask in Chinese and Russian, it'll probably get done quicker.
As we all know FOX is just a propaganda outlet.
It is essential that the right wing Proles be spoon fed a constant stream of disinformation from the Ministry of Truth 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬