It's because, and I don't think we can stress this enough, he has literally never had a job in his adult life. He's never had to do something shitty and be paid for it, so he's never learned. In his whole Milhouse-ass-lookin' life, he's just never had to do *shit* so of course he can't make a pizza. - ThreadSky

jpnikota.bsky.social • 14 days ago

It's because, and I don't think we can stress this enough, he has literally never had a job in his adult life. He's never had to do something shitty and be paid for it, so he's never learned. In his whole Milhouse-ass-lookin' life, he's just never had to do *shit* so of course he can't make a pizza.

Reposted from Marc Vangrootel

Pierre Poilievre made a campaign stop at a pizza restaurant today and dropped the pizza he was making. His response was "Misfire" but I'm not sure if he's referring to the pizza falling or the start to his campaign. 🍕🍕🍕

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draglikepull.bsky.social•14 days ago

The fact that he's 45 years old and has been involved in politics essentially non-stop since he was in *high school* is nuts. I have met people like that, and they're all very weird.

jpnikota.bsky.social•14 days ago

Yeah, I've had students like that. I would not leave my children in their care.

alsonamedphil.bsky.social•14 days ago

What bothers me most is I don't get the sense that he's progressed much beyond Campus Conservative style politics.

clrkaitken.bsky.social•14 days ago

Mark Carney doesn’t strike me as that sort of politician, but that sort of politician would absolutely only refer to Pierre as “pizza boy” for the rest of the campaign.

draglikepull.bsky.social•14 days ago

When Carney was on the Daily Show he did have a line about how Poilievre doesn't understand how a business works because he's never worked a real job. It was pretty effective, I thought.

totallyoffside.bsky.social•14 days ago

Yeah the line was something like "he worships a private sector that he's never worked in". It's pretty damning for Polievre specifically given his obvious disdain for the actual role the government is supposed to play.

leafer1984.bsky.social•14 days ago

He also made a comment about helping businesses with their budget but he's never had to make payroll. I think about that every time I submit payroll

alsonamedphil.bsky.social•14 days ago

I don't like insinuating the politics isn't a real job but that is the public sense that politicians should have world experience.

draglikepull.bsky.social•14 days ago

I’ve worked in politics, I have nothing against it, but I think it’s true that people who spend basically their entire lives in politics with no other experience wind up with a warped view of how the world works.

clrkaitken.bsky.social•14 days ago

I actually think it was one of Trudeau’s strengths as a politician. Real-world experience exposes you to people and their real-world problems. Poellievre has lived his entire life in an Ottawa bubble.

alsonamedphil.bsky.social•14 days ago

"Seems like Poilievre can never tell when somethings slipping away until it's too late."

seanandrewdance.bsky.social•14 days ago

Milhouse-ass-lookin’!

stevenkeenan.bsky.social•14 days ago

His handlers won’t let him attempt to look like both a family man and a working man at the same time again.

gsurreycanucks.bsky.social•14 days ago

lol Trudeau life was gifted to him. Got away with black face got away with sexual assault at a music festival .

as-per-danielle.bsky.social•14 days ago

Sexual assault? You’re just making shit up now

gsurreycanucks.bsky.social•13 days ago

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/06/americas/justin-trudeau-groping-allegations/index.html

Touching a female without her permission is sexual assault

as-per-danielle.bsky.social•13 days ago

buck16.bsky.social•14 days ago

Don’t think Trudeau is running in this election, dork.

drspaghetti.bsky.social•14 days ago

There are no stakes for this guy. His worst case scenario is leader of the opposition and continuing live off the public dime. He will never never give a shit because he will never have to.

dadloop.bsky.social•14 days ago

Not only that, you can tell by how he's handling that peel that he hasn't cooked anything for himself. Those are menu holding hands.

jaredof.bsky.social•14 days ago

why he walkin like dat tho?

jpnikota.bsky.social•14 days ago

His what, 5 year old? kid is wearing like a $300 leather jacket. This guy can't change a flat or push your car out of a snow bank, and he definitely thinks someone else (probably women) should make him his pizza. I wouldn't trust this guy with a potato gun, let alone command of the military.

jpnikota.bsky.social•14 days ago

Looking at this kid again and he can't be 5. Maybe 3? Anyway.

dadloop.bsky.social•14 days ago

Oh ya. Pre-schooler for sure.

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