“this will fix me,” I whisper as I quietly shove 3 large soft cookies into my face for my first meal of the day - ThreadSky

adorablecyborg.bsky.social • 19 days ago

“this will fix me,” I whisper as I quietly shove 3 large soft cookies into my face for my first meal of the day

erisa.uk•19 days ago

one more cookie will fix me
one more cookie...
just one more cookie....

🙂‍↕️

I read once that ice cream is a great choice for breakfast and I never really looked back. Sounds rational to me. I assume cookies work the same way.

Excellent choice

Back in November I discovered that a chocolate chip muffin is basically like having cookies for breakfast.

I had TWO graham crackers with coffee this morning.

Yep. I had a donut AND a bagel AND there were muffins at work, but I showed restraint and only had half of one.

Maybe that other muffin half can help fix you later. 😉

I ate 6 madeleines for breakfast. My excuse was that they are so small it didn’t even add up to 2 donuts

EXCELLENT justification. 👌🏻

You're not lying to yourself. A fix it sure is. Definitely a SUGAR fix!

Oatmeal raisin cookies with coffee is a healthy meal.

These are decidedly not healthy cookies. 😂

No such thing, haha.

Oh no, those cookies merged together while baking, forming a mega cookie. Whelp! Still counts as 1. Those are the rules!

Yep, we got nacho rules here. You pick up one and more come with it? It's one piece. 🙂‍↕️

Did it work?

No. 😔 Time to eat more to make sure I have enough data to make sure it doesn't work, though. 🙂‍↕️

It's science!

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