I can't stop thinking about the possibility that there's an "illegal elf tree cookie factory." I imagine hidden trail cams, and elite security dressed like woodland creatures, and the bodies of Ernie Keebler's enemies tossed into nearby creeks, which are all contaminated with cookie factory waste.
It's time for the Outer United States to declare independence and let the Inner United States make cow poking great again. Or whatever it is they think makes them superior.
They have dozens of “reasons” / blame for the fires, except for 2 notable things: LA hasn’t had rain in 8 months, and the global temp in 2024 hit a new record that’s more than 1 degree calcius over average for the last century.
2018 I drove through Florida near Panama City after Hurricane Michael about erased the place. They were rebuilding. They got smashed again 2024. Maybe stop giving them money until they agree climate change is a thing? Or we leave it to the insurance companies to solve...
Exactly, all those hurricanes coming from the ocean. Florida needs to build a giant wall around itself to keep those winds away. Maybe turn it into a dome to keep the rain out. Surely for a great red state such as Florida full of the moral will to help their fellow man and themselves it can be done!
There will be four years of “California Is A Disastrous Hellscape” as Republicans try to discredit Newsom as the Democrats next presidential candidate. Mark my words, there will be sham hearings the likes of Hunter Biden. The media will happily go along with this.
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Traditional Democrat states make pretty much *all* the money and the Red states hoover up the handouts. Bit like their leadership.