A HAIKU By mistake, I bought Mountain Dew Zero Sugar; It tastes like poison. - ThreadSky

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alcreed.bsky.social • 28 days ago

A HAIKU

By mistake, I bought
Mountain Dew Zero Sugar;
It tastes like poison.

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hectzilla.bsky.social•28 days ago

sounds bad man

pksandman.bsky.social•28 days ago

Agreed. Drank it once, prayed to the porcelain gods not long after.

alcreed.bsky.social•28 days ago

Sucralose runs through me like an expressway, along with it tasting unpleasant for me. I blame the convenience store for placing the regular and zero sugar beside each other, they're identical.

meghan-radick.bsky.social•28 days ago

DIS GUS TING
(I’m so sorry)

alcreed.bsky.social•28 days ago

I'm mad at so many people; among them, Brian Cranston for starring in a ad parody of my favourite horror movie and trying to convince me it tastes as good as regular Mtn Dew.