Some prankster replaces all our bones with rice crispies at some point. And when I find them the last thing they’ll hear is my knuckles popping as I squeeze their throat arthritically.
Day after a 4th of July party at the parents I had my hip pop so loud, sharp and clear that my dad thought the BF was still “tormenting” me with Snap-its
I feel like I'm doing something wrong, I'm in my 40s and have been that way since I was a teenager. Now with more muscle and estradiol I make even more noise.
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Give yourself a “me-day”, eat some HEALTHY tasty food and relax! ☺️
Is it really gonna go downhill that much in 5 months
FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR VERTEBRAE GO STRETCH, DO YOGA. IT DOESN'T GET BETTER.
AND IF YOU WERE, I'D OPT FOR A SECOND DAD OPINION!
#iswearidonthavedaddyissues
The more likely I’m going to hit on you
🙇🏽 *pays homage* 🙇🏽