Need a new home for my posts from the other place so I'll be posting some here. This was the day I replied to a job vacancy on Facebook eight years late. - ThreadSky

sirmichael.bsky.social • 103 days ago

Need a new home for my posts from the other place so I'll be posting some here. This was the day I replied to a job vacancy on Facebook eight years late.

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steveturczyn.bsky.social•103 days ago

Are you excluding horses by birth year, or excluding any hoses that had activity in that period?

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yes

leonosullivan.bsky.social•103 days ago

Sorry that I went through your private information, but I just wanted to say congrats on the promotion!

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

Thank you but please promise to forget my private information within the hour

leonosullivan.bsky.social•103 days ago

I have already forgotten nearly everything about you, especially your surname

ackthp.bsky.social•103 days ago

Nobody but the British have surnames anymore. But if God conferred on me a powerup through his earthly representative the King, I suppose I would advertise it too.

ackthp.bsky.social•103 days ago

A knighthood makes a person an apprentice level Batman, as I understand it, except Batman just named himself Batman like if Napoleon had more guts.

gvmusings.bsky.social•103 days ago

I was just gonna say we need more than one post per day from you to keep going, but this will do too. Thanks for refreshing these here. Sorry about the job though but you could always moon light as an assistant again.

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

That's true. Everyone's Personal Assistant is the one job that will never get made redundant.

macpeters.bsky.social•103 days ago

Amazing. I missed this one.

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

Please subscribe to my fax subscription service to avoid missing any of my webpostings. All the posts direct to your fax machine.

leeb1977.bsky.social•103 days ago

Do you do foxing? I don't have a fax but there are foxes in my area so could work.

https://youtu.be/rJk33ep50K8?si=MSeT_f5GjH-xvFZR

crowman.bsky.social•103 days ago

Sir Michael always delivers.

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

The people need their posts and I can't let them down.

hadenoughnow.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi Michael, I'm looking for a chef if you're still looking for a job. My only requirement is that my new chef should know a really good pork chop recipe, preferably one that's been handed down through his family.

nimmo1492.bsky.social•103 days ago

I'm guessing with a new social media site, there's no more OCB committee? So we can dish them out as we please?

hadenoughnow.bsky.social•103 days ago

I'm hoping Michael employs Steven to use the new-fangled AI OCB computersystem. I feel this would be very fair. Failing that, dishing them out w*lly-nilly could be fun.

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

I like that Steven is the person we all trust to be in charge of OCB matters. I'd be happy to hand the OCB Supercomputer over to the great man but only if he doesn't feel it's too much work.

laststarfighter.bsky.social•103 days ago

Do we need to post our comments we originally posted on your posts from the other place below this or can we make new ones?

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yes

slacko.bsky.social•103 days ago

More importantly, will we be needing an entirely new set of rules for Portvakt, Portvakt! for this site?

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

There will have to be some changes, definitely. For example, there's no way The Scoundrel can have unfettered access to Friendship Mountain if The Guttersnipe is within hearing distance of The Tunnel of Secrets. How would that even work, lol?!

slacko.bsky.social•103 days ago

Oh wow. I'm going to post this news on the Portvakt, Portvakt! Reddit page. Expect fireworks!

coachpotatoes.bsky.social•103 days ago

Still baffled at how you managed to keep the role of cashier after the fiasco with Mrs Buckley.

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

Because the number one choice to replace me (a stick with a face on it) mysteriously disappeared. Terrible shame.

jamessh0000.bsky.social•103 days ago

Very rude of them to offer the job to someone before you told them that you wouldn't be applying

astewart25.bsky.social•103 days ago

Bit sad to read that, Sir Michael. Does make me wonder if they viewed your Facebook pictures and discriminated against your tiny nipples

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

This happens to me all the time. It's the one form of discrimination that's still deemed acceptable by our cruel society :(

lesliehewitt.bsky.social•103 days ago

I saw this before on the other place Michael, but unfortunately your CV is now out of date. Could you please update it?

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

No need. 2016-present is still accurate.

lesliehewitt.bsky.social•103 days ago

Well that's great. I notice you were promoted to cashier in 2016 so how are you managing with the extra responsibility?

johnnykupo.bsky.social•103 days ago

“I’m looking for a job, not a history lesson”.

danhowdle.bsky.social•103 days ago

This is some beautiful shithousing. I salute you.

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

Thank you. This means a lot to me 🫡

mymainman-mike.bsky.social•103 days ago

Sir M, your impudence and impertinence always delights. Just when will you sign for LFC and cheer Mo/Virg/Trent into renewing their contracts?

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

Serious talk of me replacing Salah next season. Am worried how fans will react :(

loneheckler.bsky.social•103 days ago

My god I didn't think you'd find me here.

slacko.bsky.social•103 days ago

Unfortunately, the rules are different here. You are not allowed to censor words like pants, bra and kiss.

hadenoughnow.bsky.social•103 days ago

You keep using words like that and we'll have to add you to the PG6 group chat. You'll fit right in.

sirmichael.bsky.social•103 days ago

Uh-oh. I didn't realise this was basically a p*rnography site

slacko.bsky.social•103 days ago

Whoa, how did you do that??!!!!

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