As a sick April Fool's “prank”, local youths in the park told me my shoelaces were undone. But when I looked down, I saw they were securely tied. Vile 😡 Luckily I then met some much nicer youths who sold me unlimited YouTube video views (with ads) for only €250. Faith in today's youth restored! 👍 - ThreadSky

sirmichael.bsky.social • 15 days ago

As a sick April Fool's “prank”, local youths in the park told me my shoelaces were undone. But when I looked down, I saw they were securely tied. Vile 😡

Luckily I then met some much nicer youths who sold me unlimited YouTube video views (with ads) for only €250. Faith in today's youth restored! 👍

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sceptic-tank1.bsky.social•14 days ago

You are so in tune with local youths. What's the word on the street bruh?

gvmusings.bsky.social•14 days ago

You are already a dentist, horse whisperer, statistician, author, travel writer, personal assistant, game maker. What you were missing is being a spiritual teacher. With your faith being restored in youth, now you can embark on that journey and doke out speeches and charge for retreats etc.

robfen.bsky.social•15 days ago

I was there and I'm pretty sure your laces were tied securely but to each other. BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU TAKE YOU A STEP!

cathalkennedy.bsky.social•15 days ago

Sir, I am thrilled to be able to offer you exclusive access to over 100 million songs (with ads) on Spotify for the one-off price of €200. That's even better than the local youths YouTube offer...

DM me for payment details 👍

sirmichael.bsky.social•15 days ago

You've got yourself a deal. I LOVE songs so this is the best €200 I'll spend all year.

cathalkennedy.bsky.social•15 days ago

For an extra tenner I'll send you a link to Mmmbop because you'll be ages searching through 100 million songs to find it...

hadenoughnow.bsky.social•15 days ago

The funniest bit of that prank was when they also told you your flies were undone but you didn't believe them and we all saw your John Cena underpants.

balder-franzen.bsky.social•15 days ago

That might have been a scam. Did you try watching videos to see if it actually worked?

laststarfighter.bsky.social•15 days ago

Congratulations. You’ll finally be able to watch all the videos the local youth post on their YouTube channel, like “We tricked this guy to climb into the park fountain”.

sirmichael.bsky.social•15 days ago

HOW HAS IT GOT 26 MILLION VIEWS?? PEOPLE NEED TO STOP WATCHING IT.

laststarfighter.bsky.social•15 days ago

I guess some (26 million) people find it funny when a man of his age stands in a fountain with a pitchfork yelling “I am Aquaman” and then asks if he got the part in the movie.

hadenoughnow.bsky.social•15 days ago

Does this need running through the support supercomputer?

coachpotatoes.bsky.social•15 days ago

That’s sounds like a real bargain. You must be a phenomenal negotiator.

sirmichael.bsky.social•15 days ago

At first they were offering it at €251 but I managed to talk them down. Amateurs.

coachpotatoes.bsky.social•14 days ago

You should do a YouTube video for your 9 followers on negotiation techniques, bound to be a winner.

nonotthatpaul.bsky.social•15 days ago

Well done!

arjeno.bsky.social•15 days ago

Sounds fair, as long as it comes with - at least - 100 complimentary likes to share. Otherwise, you might have been ripped off...

ollylm24.bsky.social•15 days ago

Try wearing crocs as your everyday footwear. It’s impossible to be ridiculed while wearing crocs

sirmichael.bsky.social•15 days ago

This is an excellent anti-mockery suggestion. FINALLY I will be respected in my local community.

averyheart.bsky.social•15 days ago

Some nicer youths hooked me up with YouTube too! I’ve just spent the day watching your bread video. Riveting! Even when your mam insists you step away to have your lunch and cameras keep rolling. It’s a classic. Aged well. Tomorrow— your controversial treatise on socks!

sirmichael.bsky.social•13 days ago

That's one of my most popular videos (23 views!). I'm thinking of doing a sequel about all the different places I've seen bread (at work, in my uncle's house, in my nan's house, in my other nan's house, to name just four). Keep an eye out!

robmcf.bsky.social•14 days ago

I think it's after the first 12 hours it gets really interesting.

averyheart.bsky.social•14 days ago

Agree! It’s interesting for the first 12 hours then REALLY interesting. Accurate revue.

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