For Patton Oswalt who suggested it first
to the tune of Paperback Writer:
Jewish Space Lasers...
(Lasers... Lasers...)
Have you heard this craziness from MTG?
She thinks Jews have some space mounted weaponry!
Starting fires here and there and everywhere,
Burning homes and businesses without a care!
Thanks for all of the shilling that you do for our beloved democratic party! Without celebrities shilling for them, they would have a much harder time. You guys are so important, happy birthday!
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I hope you have a wonderful day with your daughter and Meredith!
Happy birthday! Hope you're having a good one!
to the tune of Paperback Writer:
Jewish Space Lasers...
(Lasers... Lasers...)
Have you heard this craziness from MTG?
She thinks Jews have some space mounted weaponry!
Starting fires here and there and everywhere,
Burning homes and businesses without a care!
And Patton looks like he lost weight! <3
🎂🎉🥳
Happy Birthday!
Kinga Forrester: "...The only preferences of yours I care about are the ones I SELL TO GOOGLE FOR DATA-MINING."
Happy birthday!
Cake looks nice, too!
Can we get to chat
Happyhappy 🐞
Happy Birthday, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social!