JUST IN: NASA now estimates a 3.1% chance that an asteroid could strike Earth in 2032—up from 2.6% yesterday and 2.2% last week. This marks the highest recorded risk level, surpassing the 2.7% risk in 2004.😱 - ThreadSky

wendyatlanticcan.bsky.social•3 days ago

Perhaps it’s what we need.

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elindbloom.bsky.social•3 days ago

That low huh?

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yossarian320.bsky.social•3 days ago

Pritzker-Asteroid 2032

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demsrock2024.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hope it hits DJT & skuM when they are together! Maybe it will hit early?

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katzenfrei12.bsky.social•2 days ago

do we have to wait that long?

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mwollersheim.bsky.social•3 days ago

Don‘t Look up 🤡

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cookiebeast1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Trump taking credit for increasing risk of ending civilization? All he needs is one phone call with the asteroid to save the planet.

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angrycitizenx.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ugh too late

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dalriada.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fingers crossed, eh?

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brentwoodgus.bsky.social•3 days ago

Any chance it could come sooner?

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taelian.bsky.social•3 days ago

I friggin hope it hits and destroys everything but Trump and Musk.

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therealtheoden.bsky.social•3 days ago

If the asteroid is found to have a diameter in the (50 meter) range, and if it can be confirmed that it is a rocky asteroid, the effects would be similar to those of the Tunguska impact in 1908, where a surface area of (2,000 square kilometers) was devastated and 20 million trees were affected.

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bonnieviolent.bsky.social•3 days ago

With our luck, it's gonna hit Ukraine or Gaza instead of anything that deserves it.

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merkakers.bsky.social•3 days ago

A lot has happened since 2004 so in addition to greater odds... it just feels much more plausible that "yeah that will happen in our lifetimes."

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richrose.bsky.social•3 days ago

At last, something to put the world out of its misery.

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cigarjesus.bsky.social•3 days ago

I dream of a world where our only defense spending is pointed towards asteroids

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jenneryn.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sure, why not? 🤷‍♀️

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mikefox065.bsky.social•3 days ago

*Quickly does some math to see if my savings would last 7 years if I retire now*

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saltyinnj.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can they find a way to move up the time-line?

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wattse.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hurry up

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beelteabcba.bsky.social•3 days ago

Maybe we should focus on planes staying in the sky before an asteroid?

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randall1972.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hopefully it will hit Mar-a-Lago.

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f32-2g.bsky.social•2 days ago

Well, sounds bad, but in ALL similar cases the estimate dropped to 0% as better data became available.
This will happen in the coming weeks.

At the moment the flight path MAY vary enough to cross the path of earth.

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newsdigger.bsky.social•3 days ago

How big is it? Maybe if it’s not big enough to end the world and would hit somewhere near Moscow, it wouldn’t be that bad.

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captain-corona.bsky.social•3 days ago

I won’t be happy until it’s 100 percent certainty and an arrival date of this Sunday.

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sayrebear.bsky.social•2 days ago

At this point I support this

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normtalk.bsky.social•3 days ago

The omen.

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billford123.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lets see how Trump can tie this to DEI

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jedeckert.bsky.social•3 days ago

He’ll just put a tariff on it. It’s only fair.

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billford123.bsky.social•3 days ago

but that will only last 2 days, and he will negotiate that it hits us sooner....

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jedeckert.bsky.social•3 days ago

Biden didn’t even try to negotiate with it. Art of the deal.

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therdhrhythm.bsky.social•3 days ago

God made a promise to Noah that he would never destroy the earth with a flood again.

But he never said anything about asteroids.

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stanb.bsky.social•3 days ago

I think, the probability of nuking ourselves by then is higher...

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itsnotmyfault80.bsky.social•3 days ago

Just fucking do it already…might as well

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pmargulies.bsky.social•3 days ago

Come on asteroid!

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jawalker.bsky.social•3 days ago

God sees what’s happening and he’s giving it a little nudge in our direction.

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beskarta.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah, I'm increasingly Team Asteroid at this point.

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shamrock42.bsky.social•3 days ago

Why? I really don't understand rooting for a natural disaster of epic proportions.

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groovyalien369.bsky.social•2 days ago

Security about anything on this rock is truly an illusion.

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beskarta.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fair question. Sometimes it seems like people are an irredeemable mess, but they really aren't. We really aren't. Right now, it's just really tough to have faith.

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angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s not your mama’s natural disaster, this one has way more bells and whistles

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terrierlover.bsky.social•3 days ago

We are currently is a natural disaster of epic proportions. Those a$$'s are setting a chain of events for the US to see its first nuclear warhead

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archange-shadows.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/archange-shadows.bsky.social/post/3liiglc73k22t

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tejanolos32.bsky.social•3 days ago

Just a thought. Tesla tapped as best stock to short. Shorting doesn't affect the stock. But if more selling than buying, the price goes down. But a large institution consolidating shares to short & unleashing all at once could drive the price down, provided the shares aren't bought at the same rate.

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nosybear.bsky.social•3 days ago

God, you listening?Washington DC, please. Or Mar-a-Lago, depending on where he is ...

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emergencymd.bsky.social•3 days ago

Great time for the current admin to gut NASA. What could go wrong?

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natslady.bsky.social•3 days ago

We still have NASA?

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oloinsigh.bsky.social•3 days ago

Don’t look up.

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notagrill6.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hoping for 100%

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suzai.bsky.social•3 days ago

Come on, asteroid, you can get to 100%. We believe in you.

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spursj69.bsky.social•3 days ago

🙏 let it coincide for when muskyrat is aboard 🚀 en route to Mars 💥 yayyyyyyy

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slriley.com•3 days ago

Just another thing to worry about, other than a fascist takeover of our country, bird flu, planes falling from the skies, and apocalyptic weather.

Learning to cope ...

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tfcanuck.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can we steer it towards mar-a-felon.

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mahnfinger.bsky.social•3 days ago

May it split into 2 pieces, one hits the White House in Washington and the other one hits the Kremlin in Moscow! Best, that can happen to planet earth...

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thewearymillennial.bsky.social•3 days ago

If we would just stop tracking the asteroid then there will be no asteroid. Duh.

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therdhrhythm.bsky.social•3 days ago

“Don’t look up! The far left is trying to fear monger with their made up ‘asteroid’!!!”

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driver9.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not to worry. One of Musk's flunkies from SpaceX will soon be in charge of predicting asteroid strikes and the risk level will drop to zero.

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peninsulaguy1.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’ll take the asteroid chance over Trump and Musk.

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intothevoid1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Agreed. C’mon giant meteor 32’ ☄️

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stormyblue.bsky.social•3 days ago

Orange hitler going to kill us all way before then.

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smellysam.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can it hit Mar O Lago? Please?

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qubex.bsky.social•3 days ago

Mar-O-Crater?

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lordrobin------rm.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sadly, if it hits land, it will be in northern South America or central west Africa. You know, the kind of place the Orange One calls “shithole countries”. It’s why I don’t expect his NASA to lift a finger to push it out of the way.

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oasisinthedesert2.bsky.social•3 days ago

We need Bruce Willis.....

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qubex.bsky.social•3 days ago

NASA now has an astronaut who used to run an oil rig, Deniz Burnham: https://www.nasa.gov/people/nasa-astronaut-deniz-burnham/#hds-sidebar-nav-3

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fragiledomicile.bsky.social•3 days ago

The real story is our democracy probably won't survive long enough to welcome the refreshing change.

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geodiocracy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Any odds of it hitting the us or russia?

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krabapples.bsky.social•3 days ago

Finally

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bruce85623.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thanks, trump!

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christopherd.bsky.social•2 days ago

My only regret is that it's in 2032.

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florafledermaus.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm not even afraid at this point

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patclatter.bsky.social•3 days ago

I didn’t have that on my BINGO card, but was waiting for locusts.

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benedict1234.bsky.social•3 days ago

Trump is a magnet for desaster.

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ginger1906.bsky.social•3 days ago

It’s really sad when this isn’t the worst news we have heard all week…

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smedleybutlerghost.bsky.social•3 days ago

hey, it could strike FL let's not be too hasty here to do anything.

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wouter.bsky.social•3 days ago

Let's call it Donald

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howsthefocus.bsky.social•3 days ago

Only after it hits, otherwise the jackass would steal credit for the near miss

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bazinga987.bsky.social•3 days ago

And just in case it doesn't hit us, the gop is taking all steps they can to ensure we are sent back to the stone age regardless

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aoibhinngrainne.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is this God with a 2x4?

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aztecx.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤞

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cilleygirlpdx.bsky.social•3 days ago

At this point, I'm fine with an asteroid hitting earth.

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1120hol.bsky.social•3 days ago

hey, it's not a cert. i mean, flying objects don't seem to make their targets these days. over the us, anyway.

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pyeelfrink.bsky.social•3 days ago

Give it the address to Mar a lardo

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oatsmint.bsky.social•3 days ago

And that likelihood will go up every day that Trump stays in office. Let the evangelicals think about that.

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citizenoversight.bsky.social•3 days ago

Gods wrath on the Godless Repugnant Cons who worship the orange false idol and the Fake Christian ghouls like Mike Johnson. Can it be targeted to hit the Capitol?

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jimbrowski12.bsky.social•3 days ago

Anyway we could get that sucker to hurry up and get here before 2029??

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herculesprime.bsky.social•3 days ago

Come on asteroid!

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gutsywoman19.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm ok with that.

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oldsf.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can you blame the rest of the universe; it's only self-defense, after all.

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shinecast.bsky.social•3 days ago

🍿

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cdoteff.bsky.social•3 days ago

This seems like a fitting end at this point.

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cathyjlane.bsky.social•3 days ago

One can hope

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ce-hunt.bsky.social•3 days ago

Let’s lay off of the Feds who might can figure out how to avert this and then aim some awesome thoughts and prayers at it!!

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waltmendel.bsky.social•3 days ago

Too late…

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rudigeerts.bsky.social•3 days ago

Please let it come down on Mar-a-Lago.

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ncleanne.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m pulling for the asteroid

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concerned2.bsky.social•3 days ago

Could this please happen this week..how about Mar Largo

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nevmu.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hopes!

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kyr-shara.bsky.social•3 days ago

pulled by american wishes

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greeceeberger.bsky.social•3 days ago

trump cuts to FAA, and increases in plane crashes, the asteroid is now 78%

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n3ver-5urrender.bsky.social•2 days ago

Please hit Mara-Lardo
Please hit Mara-Lardo
Please hit Mara-Lardo
Please hit Mara-Lardo
Please hit Mara-Lardo

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qubex.bsky.social•3 days ago

Big rock from the sky, come and cleanse us of our sins and show us the righteous way.

Also show us that all those nineties sci-fi movies about humanity pulling together and setting aside our differences to defeat the existential threat were just fictions not intended to be taken seriously.

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roseblosum.bsky.social•3 days ago

NASA still operating?

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hallr4411.bsky.social•3 days ago

Stop with the percentages. Two percent here three percent there. It's all b*******!!!

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rockymtnoyster.bsky.social•3 days ago

So, is it 40%, but they just want to ease us into it? Don’t look up.

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mitchryan912.bsky.social•3 days ago

The scientists and engineers we are firing today make the odds of finding a solution for an imminent impact pretty much 0%.

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tonygoose.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can we hurry it up a bit?

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jedilaw.bsky.social•3 days ago

Please. This is the release we all need.

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isthisthis.bsky.social•2 days ago

Finally good news 👍

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aptlyasked.bsky.social•3 days ago

Our advantage is that while this may wipe out a city sized area if it hits, the math will allow for a very good indication of where and when, with enough time to evacuate.

That's if there's functioning governments in the area, and people believe science.

Or we could call it wormwood and pray.

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w84f8.bsky.social•3 days ago

Help guide the trajectory and landing location using thoughts and prayers.

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representthepeople.bsky.social•3 days ago

Don't look up!

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j-playz.bsky.social•3 days ago

wait... Zoom and enhance:

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boguladekoms.bsky.social•3 days ago

Good fucking riddance to this rotten fucking place

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amedus92.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can we get a fucking rest??

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christiaan.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is a great explainer by Scott Manley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK5IXX4p2d0

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emmaz.bsky.social•3 days ago

At this point, bring it on.

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cor10ee.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can we speed it up?! 2032 is a long time to wait under the KKKurrent circumstances…

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g-rod555.bsky.social•3 days ago

One way to end this madness.

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marcvonborstel.bsky.social•3 days ago

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spursj69.bsky.social•3 days ago

🙏 let it coincide for when muskyrat is aboard 🚀 en route to Mars 💥 yayyyyyyy

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feliciasouz.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂😂😂

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larbear1969.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fingers crossed.

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puppamac.bsky.social•2 days ago

I guess I’m
Running for President so I can be on the ISS to watch the show.

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hulkling-she-her.bsky.social•2 days ago

can it just hurry tf up and do it already

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ariesmafia.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hurry up

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adl25.bsky.social•3 days ago

It honestly sounds preferable to the current collision course we’re on.

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maximus7.bsky.social•3 days ago

Anyway they could speed that up to around Early 2025??

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facelesscontent.bsky.social•3 days ago

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barryzigas.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wait for Trump to blame this on Biden, DEI astronomers or both.

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madsgun.bsky.social•3 days ago

Shouldn’t we correctly say: 3.1% risk and not chance?

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nik0laas.bsky.social•3 days ago

Trump's fault

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swiss4ukraine.bsky.social•3 days ago

PLEASE hit ruSSia - PLEASE!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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tlcv.bsky.social•2 days ago

Let it Florida tomorrow

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piraterum.bsky.social•3 days ago

Let's hope the asteroid doesn't land in Ukraine or Trump will say they invaded it

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poofpoof4ever.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wish it would hurry

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kddrock.bsky.social•3 days ago

F A S T E R ! ! !

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creedbrattonblog.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m starting to think they know it will hit they just don’t want a mass panic the rich will know and go to their bunkers we will see a flash on the horizon then be vaporized if we are lucky.

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howdydo.bsky.social•3 days ago

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h2olland.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can we shoot musk at the asteroid? His big fucking head would do the job I think

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jorge314.bsky.social•3 days ago

Mar-A-Lago

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allensplace.bsky.social•2 days ago

Or fuck, since they say the Dems can cause the hurricanes , can we direct the SOB to land on Trump?

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kaiprice.bsky.social•2 days ago

Jewish space lasers (🙄) to the rescue!

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wondercheekin.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lol that's great

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allensplace.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hopefully it hits Mar-a-lago…..

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eldiablojuancarlos.bsky.social•3 days ago

Still less dangerous than Trump and Putin

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spensiecreamsicle.bsky.social•3 days ago

So there’s hope for us yet?

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mhanderson400.bsky.social•3 days ago

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morganalafee.bsky.social•3 days ago

Maybe it will hit Silicon Valley where the Tech Titans are holding a meeting with M/C JD Vance and Trump on his throne…?

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disruptdismantle.bsky.social•3 days ago

At this point, I welcome it

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rudelyvangelder.bsky.social•3 days ago

Obviously a great time for President Musk to fire a few thousand more scientists.

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angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social•2 days ago

Why do I gotta wait that long? Just crash into us already and bring sweet relief

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kalitom.bsky.social•3 days ago

With that arithmetic progression, we will get to certainty pretty soon. We Earth had a pretty good run…

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kamalagriffin.bsky.social•3 days ago

Destination Mar-a-Lago

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deborahlynne100.bsky.social•3 days ago

It might be for the best...We're a hot mess down here

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terrierlover.bsky.social•3 days ago

lets hope it land on orange and his muskrat

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vaidas.bsky.social•3 days ago

hopefully it hits moscow!!

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qubex.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wrong orbital plane. If it does strike it will hit somewhere along the rough line from Brazil across the Atlantic, across the middle of Africa, Middle East, and India.

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vaidas.bsky.social•3 days ago

hope never dies ;)

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djtismental.bsky.social•2 days ago

It knows where mardy-lardy lives

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sassypants3.bsky.social•3 days ago

I know a property in Fla that would make a great target. Just suggesting for the asteroid gods

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truetanker.bsky.social•3 days ago

Let's go Giant Meteor 2032!

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makennam.bsky.social•3 days ago

At this rate, it should be 100% by June, yes?

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patskipper.bsky.social•3 days ago

at least we have Bozo the president to keep us safe

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ronnytodgers.bsky.social•3 days ago

Please can it hit Florida, centred on some county golf course 🙏🙏🙏

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gmac65.bsky.social•3 days ago

First good news this year!

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bgruber.bsky.social•3 days ago

The power of prayer…..someone is listening! Pray harder!

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retailhutch.bsky.social•3 days ago

Time for some firings.

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jenpoll.bsky.social•3 days ago

End us!!!

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papa--palpatine.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wouldn't worry. There's a much larger chance that if it does hit, it'll hit somewhere isolated and uninhabited.

Now, there's a 100% chance a planet killing asteroid is absolutely on it's way someday. But that's someday.

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drgigib.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thanks Donald.

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joemcjoe11.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can't we get the asteroid to speed up and hit mara-trumpo?

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u2asian.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m ready

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milkweed.bsky.social•3 days ago

2032? We might be able to do something if we start trying. Oh wait.

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milkweed.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ok then. Don’t look up.

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lovinglife1000.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bring it.

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jmjgillenkirk.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can we bring that forward 7 years?

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johnkris.bsky.social•3 days ago

Come and get us.

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johnkris.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thank god.

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sentinel42.bsky.social•3 days ago

direct it to mar-a-lago

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fcracoalitionep.bsky.social•3 days ago

It has not gone up. 2 different reports reported 1% and 2%. That's it.

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thecrow999.bsky.social•3 days ago

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djoangab.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wow how will Musk’s people change that?

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gabrielcarrillo.bsky.social•3 days ago

I never though that I would wish for an asteroid strike, but here we are.

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kimrn81.bsky.social•2 days ago

We’re currently living the ‘Don’t Look Up’ movie.

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cab-ree-yo.bsky.social•3 days ago

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angryoldman55.bsky.social•3 days ago

My Christian faith is strong. I don't get preachy just to be preachy. I was once told (decades ago) that the Bible is still speaking to us today. That truth hit me when I 'happened' upon Ezekiel 16:49-50, and there was the Jr Senator from TX.

The following is something I pondered . . .

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sirmitch1029.bsky.social•2 days ago

🙌🏾

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talkingsnake.bsky.social•3 days ago

Great time to have an incompetent billionaire who can’t even build one hyperloop running the government.

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scoho.bsky.social•3 days ago

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davewithturbos.bsky.social•3 days ago

I almost quite tweeted this exact response, lol.

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nafocookiedough.bsky.social•2 days ago

Please let it visit Moscow!!!!

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brebie66.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hopefully headed for Mar-a-lago

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fifgy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can we at least try training oil drillers to drill into the asteroid?

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axiomat1c.bsky.social•3 days ago

Don't Look Up was a documentary.

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spursj69.bsky.social•3 days ago

Don't Look Up 🌟
Leo DiCap
Timothee Chalamet
Jen Law
Ariana Grande
Meryl Streep

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realitybased1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Good. So there is still hope that it may hit Mar a Lago.

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tectorsd.bsky.social•2 days ago

Unfortunately the trajectory of the asteroid shows that it might hit South America, Atlantic Ocean and Africa. Because of that and given the size of the asteroid, I don't think that pos's admin will do anything about it.

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