Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network - ThreadSky

theonion.com • 103 days ago

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network

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mrmcplad.bsky.social•102 days ago

manifesting

lynn101.bsky.social•103 days ago

Well I don't want Joe to die but I don't actually have an opinion about the other guy...

marymallory.bsky.social•103 days ago

This is not funny at all.

rediornot.bsky.social•103 days ago

trump went first...right?

marmitemaniac.bsky.social•103 days ago

trump died 2 minutes after biden

jenks1956.bsky.social•102 days ago

Shush, music won't stop.

nebenny.bsky.social•103 days ago

it's now JOEVER 😞

realwalnut.bsky.social•103 days ago

This is beautiful man. They couldn't express their feelings in life but in death they can finally be together.

mollysue.bsky.social•99 days ago

like romeo and juliet😔😔😔

theepankcakekiller.bsky.social•103 days ago

As prophesied in the Trump/Greenwood maga bible

s3v3r3d.bsky.social•103 days ago

Forbidden yoai

synlynx.bsky.social•103 days ago

Now i wouldnt wish death on anyone but if biden died right after you posted this it would be pretty funny

eclecticoldbag.bsky.social•103 days ago

Little to hopeful

fullsend998.bsky.social•103 days ago

They were so misunderstood

sibblank.bsky.social•103 days ago

toxic doomed old man yaoi😢

unknownstory.bsky.social•103 days ago

Me desperately wanting to eat the onion

writaobscura.bsky.social•103 days ago

AG Gaetz goes after WNBA players for dressing scantily.

peensupreme.bsky.social•103 days ago

"goes after" is ambiguous in this case

tiredofthecon.bsky.social•103 days ago

CORRECTION: Ms. Teen WNBA

trolloftrolls.bsky.social•102 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂

bertytrouser.bsky.social•103 days ago

Bless .

darksidestraxus.bsky.social•103 days ago

Sad reacts only.

birlingwoman.bsky.social•103 days ago

I just don't know how I feel about this 🤔

rabidcongressfox.bsky.social•103 days ago

Sigh… Wouldn’t it be pretty to think so…

booklady1967.bsky.social•103 days ago

🙏🙏👍🏻

joecrazy.bsky.social•103 days ago

Benjamin Netanyahu set to perform at the joint funeral

nikhilprashar.bsky.social•103 days ago

Let them live. They have to create some more chaos. Let me die instead. I am a burden on earth.

vtmama.bsky.social•103 days ago

Couldn't have slipped them some Infowars supplements?

rattusnorvegicus.bsky.social•103 days ago

Almost like Jefferson and Adams!

flit1152.bsky.social•99 days ago

I would have honestly thought that trump and Elonia would be together when they go holding hands with Putin.

sjoshua270.bsky.social•103 days ago

How romantic!

kirrice.bsky.social•103 days ago

They were well over 130, they had a good run but all things must end.

dewdropfairy2.bsky.social•103 days ago

Lol

lorez.bsky.social•103 days ago

And Biden’s last words were… “Trump lives”!

cjf20.bsky.social•103 days ago

The comments section on this post is so different on this website compared to twitter. Not an Alex Jones spam bot in sight. Hope they stay over there.

nenar.bsky.social•103 days ago

Oh boy, satire hurts if you don't want to see Joe die this way or just yet.

heyitssammie.bsky.social•103 days ago

Dammit 🧅
I didn’t realize it was you and felt a millisecond of extremely confused joy.

accountabilabuddy.bsky.social•103 days ago

You couldn't have posted this prophecy six months ago?

jimharmes.bsky.social•103 days ago

Nah, it'll be a Thelma and Louise over the Grand Canyon while YMCA plays.

acridaegis.bsky.social•103 days ago

Oh, pfft…Stop… you guys are crazier than catshit… 😂😂😂. I had good laugh though

backslidinjedi.bsky.social•103 days ago

I heard they were serenading each other to the song, "I Got You Babe," before they slipped into eternal slumber...

stevep10.bsky.social•103 days ago

Just like Jefferson and Adams

twistedsoulsister.bsky.social•103 days ago

🤣😂🤣🤣

richardny.bsky.social•103 days ago

Where was Elon?

queerokie.bsky.social•103 days ago

I wish I could say I didn't fall for this when I first saw it yt shorts

cuzmic2024.bsky.social•102 days ago

Fuck The Onion....Alex Jones can't be silenced!

rkm87.bsky.social•102 days ago

😂

taytayynwa.bsky.social•103 days ago

Don’t tempt me, Frodo.

suffragettecity.bsky.social•103 days ago

My laugh for the day!

lilratking.bsky.social•103 days ago

FOR ONE GLORIOUS SECOND I GOT SO EXCITED I PEED A LIL :(

fjet2020.bsky.social•103 days ago

We will really need the Onion next 4 years folks. They can still make me laugh when reality is black...

lexaproletarian.bsky.social•103 days ago

This man has had the most amazing journalism career. Mad respect,

cleisabeni.bsky.social•103 days ago

orphanannie.bsky.social•103 days ago

Manifesting ✨

notx1968.bsky.social•102 days ago

If only🤷🏼

strwbrryjen.bsky.social•103 days ago

come on the onion, please be predicting the actual future!

witchqueen3975.bsky.social•103 days ago

Godspeed

duckywinks.bsky.social•103 days ago

Old man yaoi

chaensaw.com•103 days ago

Inshallah

smoovy.bsky.social•103 days ago

That was the dream :'(

krazycatlady.bsky.social•103 days ago

lol! Freakin’ weirdos. As terrified as some of us are right now we need y’all to make us laugh.

daviddoniger.bsky.social•103 days ago

Adams-Jefferson vibes. They managed simultaneous deaths (hundreds of miles apart) on July 4, 1826.

yesthatshane.bsky.social•103 days ago

Does Joshua Johnson work at The Onion now?

savannah.bsky.social•103 days ago

#TRIDEN

fifisch.bsky.social•103 days ago

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