Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk theonion.com/trump-s... - ThreadSky

badassfreeman.bsky.social•18 days ago

The answer is probably just money.

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jpeace24.bsky.social•19 days ago

The son he never had

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zenfinance.bsky.social•17 days ago

https://open.substack.com/pub/kanzthecat/p/elon-musks-coverup-of-treason-against

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lvnvrcd.bsky.social•19 days ago

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idiotchild.bsky.social•16 days ago

They do make a fashionable appearance. Why-em-ceYay!

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simpleguy012025.bsky.social•16 days ago

It actually hurts seeing Musk playing Trump for the fool. Never thought I would see the day when a sitting president would bend the knee for anyone. I know it’s just a matter of time before this nightmare ends, but in the meantime it’s hard to watch our president be so completely dominated.

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mrshad.bsky.social•19 days ago

Just been on Twitter which is full of the decline of American standards via Trump. Bluesky seems a happier place when you cut the crap out

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warlight.bsky.social•16 days ago

The key to X is to just stick to the cultured artists, and bubble out all the pol. Eventually, all you see are boobies, and to me, that’s a major improvement over whatever crap Elon wants you to see (bar ads).

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magagirlsrhotter.bsky.social•18 days ago

anyone who hates trump I just ask one thing of u. please just one time listen to him IN FULL. not a clip and not interrupted by mainstream media hosts. just him answering questions to reporters or a little of one of his rallies. just listen to him talk with out the lefist filter just unedited.please

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cotusbsky.bsky.social•18 days ago

Are you defending him?

I’ve listened to him far more than I’d care to and virtually everything he says is an incoherent, nonsensical rambling of jumbled words.

He actually sounds better when it’s just a short clip. So, yeah, I agree with you; everyone should listen to him in full.

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meganannie.bsky.social•18 days ago

Everything he says sounds like he's having a really long stroke. Nothing makes sense. Nothing.

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wakeupyouidiot.bsky.social•17 days ago

I did. He said he stole the election.

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meganannie.bsky.social•18 days ago

Shouldn't you be on TruthSocial, licking MAGA ass?

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nathanthespaceman.bsky.social•18 days ago

They’re both colossal pieces of 💩

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ratchetology.bsky.social•19 days ago

not satire

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hollandaisesauce.bsky.social•18 days ago

One is a pudgy pale albino whale and the other is orange

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staticchar.bsky.social•19 days ago

*he's

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jerrywright.bsky.social•19 days ago

Headline grammar.

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staticchar.bsky.social•19 days ago

Is that a standard thing in headlines?

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jerrywright.bsky.social•19 days ago

Yes. And it does look weird.

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staticchar.bsky.social•19 days ago

TIL

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oleblood.bsky.social•19 days ago

According to this, it’s a running bit of satire in Onion headlines. I’ve wondered about this, as well

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skywah.bsky.social•19 days ago

honestly sometimes i find myself wondering if some of these are true because of the outrageous things trump does

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darkkingzoro.bsky.social•19 days ago

They're both rich crooks.

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jackfuckingbauer.bsky.social•17 days ago

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bikeplanetclassic.bsky.social•18 days ago

trump got alzheimer's

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popandmarsh.bsky.social•18 days ago

The thing they both think they are the greatest… so I can’t wait until they start falling out with each other! That’s a match I would watch…

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garyha.bsky.social•18 days ago

Trump wondering which one of his wives gave birth to this pleb, but of course he’s mine he’s a pleb. 😂

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kar54.bsky.social•19 days ago

😉

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billd1960.bsky.social•19 days ago

Shit pours out of their mouths and both are crazy as all hell?

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gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•18 days ago

Just kiss already!

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paganoutlaw.bsky.social•18 days ago

so, money still can't buy inteliligence, looks, or a soul.. got it

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trash-panda8.bsky.social•19 days ago

How can those two egos be in the same room at the same time? When I wonder where people get audacity I remember it comes from kissing the ring.

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badelawgroup.bsky.social•18 days ago

When another onion article still hits a little too close to home…

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mezcalmafia.bsky.social•19 days ago

It's the eugenics, that's their common ground

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picci0909.bsky.social•19 days ago

Both are spawn of the Devil.

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janother-account.bsky.social•19 days ago

WHERE IS ELON’s JET?

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resist2025now.bsky.social•19 days ago

Sugardaddy

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trumpenjoyer.bsky.social•18 days ago

All I’m saying is that I literally voted for this

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annmariethurmond.bsky.social•19 days ago

Say hi to Daddy

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wilter.bsky.social•19 days ago

I'm still waiting for the "today was totally uneventful" post... :')

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hraka13.bsky.social•18 days ago

Is that warm lighting or did Elon borrow 🤡’s spray tan?

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mikebwhhte.bsky.social•19 days ago

He bought your election, Donald.

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mrkhagol.bsky.social•19 days ago

🤣

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juniper61.bsky.social•19 days ago

Thank you.

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v-ron.bsky.social•19 days ago

He told a story about Arnold Palmer's manhood, fElon jumped for joy & they eloped

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donotwant2.bsky.social•18 days ago

BOTH ARE ON THE LIST OF EPSTEIN LOG.....AND THERE WAS MOTION ACTIVATED VIDEO CAMS IN DECORATIVE SPEAKER ROCKS LOOK JUST LIKE THE REAL THING TOO. 50 OF THEM GUESS WHERE 🤔 UPLOADED UNCENSORED ON BASTYON PLATFORM

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valko665.bsky.social•17 days ago

Trump is just an empty shell now all the commands are give by President Muskolini via neuralink😂
Don't repost that Trump is very sensitive to any mention of President Muskolini😂

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democracydonna.bsky.social•13 days ago

President Musk does control Trump. He even put him as a meme on his DOGE website where he got him to stop penny production.

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louraq.bsky.social•19 days ago

Idk could be his twin… both narcissistic sociopaths!

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olenatheshroomlady.bsky.social•19 days ago

Is he?

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lunalorax.bsky.social•19 days ago

Because boycotting works and community and art nourish the soul - sign and share.

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mybits.bsky.social•18 days ago

He, Felon Don was bought by White Flubber Elon Douche!

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mothra360.bsky.social•18 days ago

too many hackers on facebook

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meganannie.bsky.social•18 days ago

Micropenises. That's how. Micropenises.

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vbperseo.bsky.social•18 days ago

Make Ajio Great Again
Thank you very much

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kazoo2.bsky.social•19 days ago

It’s called money

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justgogh.bsky.social•18 days ago

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chiniquy33.bsky.social•17 days ago

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mogigo.bsky.social•19 days ago

I think it was the little-dick energy that brought them together

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mrravenholdt.bsky.social•19 days ago

So fake.

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steveperkins62.bsky.social•19 days ago

Related through his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, duh. That, & being #1,& #2 bigliest fans of Mein Kampf.

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blownmotor.bsky.social•19 days ago

Hahahaha fuck stop already I’m belly laughing

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blownmotor.bsky.social•19 days ago

And I have a bunker to finish!!

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rafram.bsky.social•19 days ago

This isn't satire tho

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memesbyseth.bsky.social•19 days ago

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saddoc.bsky.social•19 days ago

Trump and Stormy’s love child.

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jetinski.bsky.social•19 days ago

"if don jr. had lost some weight..." HAHAHA!

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chr1stop4.bsky.social•17 days ago

Trump struggling to remember ... er ... what was that ?
Well, anything.

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chan-cakes.bsky.social•18 days ago

Having an abysmal hairline is certainly one relation

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axelfish.bsky.social•19 days ago

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sdvibe.bsky.social•17 days ago

Oh, poor Spam! It deserves so much more than 47! 😂

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yossibur.bsky.social•19 days ago

They should look at some Nazi family trees

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weallhumanbeans.bsky.social•19 days ago

Again with the broken English headline. Is this schtick? Or has English evolved around me?

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prettythief.bsky.social•19 days ago

This is proper for a headline. Grammar rules are different for them.

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deenorno.bsky.social•19 days ago

Monetarily

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martenmickos.bsky.social•19 days ago

So sad. So funny! More funny.

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oldunreliable.bsky.social•19 days ago

This will be real in 2 years.

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jajiswank.bsky.social•18 days ago

Brothers from another mother.

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faolsean.bsky.social•19 days ago

Can you just imagine how awkward the conversations are between them?

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jmspikeguy.bsky.social•18 days ago

The Trump/Musk co-presidency is the most terrifying thing the world has seen in over 80 years.

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therealjonez.bsky.social•18 days ago

Trying to laugh...

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happytourist.bsky.social•19 days ago

11 Early Dementia warning signs without realizing it
https://bit.ly/3RVs0G0

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rsspbxx.bsky.social•19 days ago

✔️

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ornerymainer.bsky.social•18 days ago

Two fuckin creeps

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taydes93.bsky.social•19 days ago

Someone Block MUSK from interfering in our Government. He does not have a security clearance. He was not born in this country. He is not an elected official.

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