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theonion.com • 8 hours ago

Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
https://theonion.com/dog-feels-like-he-always-has-to-be-on-around-family-1833300956/

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repentedhipster.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Don’t we all.

oliver308.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I’ve always been a bitch leash it

coleen.top•8 hours ago

awwwwwwww!!!

jeffreyeric.bsky.social•1 hour ago

I know my Henry feels he has to be “on” even when sleeping…

brooksrogers.click•7 hours ago

OMG. Biggest laugh I've had in ages. Thank you, Onion.

dr-negrin.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Be more cat.

witty-the-glitch.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Based and cat pilled 😎

zeke235.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Live the alpha cat lifestyle. Take care of you. Enjoy a nap in the middle of the day. Take a crap in a potted plant.

dr-negrin.bsky.social•1 hour ago

That's the way!

575ish.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Wisdom for Crackers
Being ‘on’ is worthier than
Being lazy cat

gael-ico.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Nah,ma' dawg just gets in me room to throw herself in th' bed and chillax

allgood2024.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Mine too!

dogstargirl.bsky.social•7 hours ago

This may not be too far from the truth. An awful lot of dogs sleep next to their owners on the couch, because they get so tired when they are giving all that unconditional love. They need rest in between enriching their owners' lives.

nattiepuff.bsky.social•7 hours ago

@liminallegion.bsky.social

blacksheepfl.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Masking is very hard lately

minisculewhoop.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I'm dog

kristophwendel.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Let him chill and watch SpongeBob

speedway22.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Am I a family dog 🧐

dosbootleg.bsky.social•8 hours ago

This hits home way to hard for an onion article

catgurl.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Heavy is the head that wears the crown 👑

odudejokelab.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Parents feel like they always have to be 'on' around children.

highgrrl76.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Same, doggo…

malakhilalalabri.bsky.social•7 hours ago

😂😂

mougomenghu.bsky.social•3 hours ago

＊Takes drag on cigarette＊
“It's just so hard to be a good boy when these humans are just trauma dumping on me all of the time. It takes its toll. I just wish they'd throw me a bone once in a while, y'know?”

francisluther.bsky.social•5 hours ago

The dog looks like me when I was a kid and pay a visit to my dad at his office...hehe.

melodicquest.bsky.social•7 hours ago

My dog legitimately turns away when I ask her to do a trick

dogstargirl.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I used to have a cat that did all sorts of tricks until I tried to get her to do those tricks to show my family and friends. Then, she refused. I guess she was telling me she didn't do parlor tricks. She was so smart though. She eventually did smart things in front of people anyhow.