Yeah that is how corporations tell you to speak. Very odd! Psychologically it is alienating and pisses people off. Maybe some generations prefer it this way?
Lots of stupid clouds floating overhead today too! I tried punchinβ em, but they just β¦. Gah! You stupid clouds! Iβm training for being grumpy and old, just in case.
Please stop screaming into the Abyss. It breaks every time. The Abyss is for staring into. The Void is for screaming. It's very annoying if I can't stare, because the Abyss is under repair again. I scream a lot, so I have to counter that with some staring regularly. Thank you.
TBF, this particular abyss hasn't threatened death on me, or called my sexuality into question yet... so it's better than the last one I vacated. π€·ββοΈ
Currently all lines are busy. Your scream is important so please hang on and the first available operator will answer. The current wait time is 4 weeks.
Thank you for screaming. Your scream is very important to us. Weβre experiencing a very high volume of screams at this time. Please be patient. Weβll respond to screams in the order they have been received.
"while you're waiting, could we interest you in speaking to an agent about a reverse mortgage loan? or updating your car warranty to our Super Silver Plan?" "unless you feel pain when you Cath,..we can get the Cowboy online for you"
βDue to COVID the abyss is dealing with a high volume of screams right now so you are being held in a queue. You are number 8000000000 in the queue.β
They must be ecstatic about me then. I had a screaming fit after HOURS of effort and more than 40 years experience with frozen steel fittings. π£ππ
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Seriously, please!
The abyss is intended for stares.
ahem
Just testing.
When everything else fails, the abyss is always there for me. ,π₯²
To peer down into the uncovered depth,
Which bathed itself with tears of agony;
-Dante, Inferno
Sound advice.