Things I’d rather do than listen to Trump’s congressional address on behalf of Putin: ⛽️ Eat gas station sushi 🦈 Swim in shark-infested waters 💩 Scoop poop in dog parks 🐍 Sleep in a snake pit 🚽 Clean public bathrooms ETC… What about you guys? - ThreadSky

ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social • 56 days ago

Things I’d rather do than listen to Trump’s congressional address on behalf of Putin:

⛽️ Eat gas station sushi
🦈 Swim in shark-infested waters
💩 Scoop poop in dog parks
🐍 Sleep in a snake pit
🚽 Clean public bathrooms

ETC… What about you guys?

Comments

yentacat.bsky.social•55 days ago

Watch a horror movie.. and that’s what I’m doing

spicydragonfli.bsky.social•56 days ago

💯

sharondipity.bsky.social•56 days ago

I concur

zensoul.bsky.social•56 days ago

Allow 1000 tarantulas to crawl over me.

Stand outside with no coat in below 0 temps.

Oh yeah, have a leopard eat my face.

Nothing on the face of this earth will make me turn on his…whatever it will be…tomorrow night. I can’t call it a speech since he cannot put two coherent sentences together.

bluewarriorva.bsky.social•56 days ago

Dinner with my ex-husband.

maureenmaine.bsky.social•56 days ago

Go back in the hospital for more sepsis.

sammiestsam.bsky.social•56 days ago

Have an endoscopy without any anesthesia or pain meds.

ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social•56 days ago

Ouch girl! 😂

sammiestsam.bsky.social•56 days ago

Still preferred compared to listening to fotus. 🔥🔥🤣

ingomargirl.bsky.social•56 days ago

Have a colonoscopy!

arcstrike.bsky.social•56 days ago

#Felon47 makes Bush look like a genius.

msterib.bsky.social•56 days ago

I feel compelled to watch and be witness to the 🍊 Traitor and 🍊 magagop cult members TREASONOUS ACTIONS ‼️
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
I would much rather be watching and listening to President Kamala Harris and VP Walz deliver the GOOD NEWS of eradicating diseases, lower costs of living, and expansion of FREEDOM.

bravegirl.bsky.social•56 days ago

Oh! Can you imagine?? We would be hearing nothing but good news right now.

lora76.bsky.social•56 days ago

The only time I want to see his miserable f-ing self on tv is his funeral.

debimc.bsky.social•56 days ago

Enjoy a Clorox enema 😲

nofuxgiven.bsky.social•56 days ago

Gouge my own eyes out with a butter knife.

fugetaboutit.bsky.social•56 days ago

I'd rather watch him being arrested and dragged out in chains.

jh23.bsky.social•56 days ago

As Trump/Musk already activrly weakens US Defense...

Next thing...
Trump will give Alaska back to Russia 🤡
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/28/trump-russia-hacking-cyber-security

haraldsdad.bsky.social•56 days ago

Crawl a hundred yards naked through broken glass…

orlandobluedot.bsky.social•56 days ago

🪒Shave my butt hair.
🍽️Wear a diaper filled with old Indian food.
🪥Use my toothbrush to clean my cat litter box.

montanahuntress.bsky.social•56 days ago

You win! Made me spit my beer.

jmbrog.bsky.social•56 days ago

Have a splinter removed.

freegirl12.bsky.social•56 days ago

Drink Flint tap water
Bill Cosby as a bartender
Casey Anthony Day Care

dcastanedamccarty.bsky.social•56 days ago

Can't stand seeing or hearing him. He's like walking talking vomit.

cindybr.bsky.social•56 days ago

* Run a full marathon... in the desert in July.
* Spend a week with "real christians"

*Spend a year listening to stories of my husband's prior marriage...

*Eat dog park poop, (similar to current sycophants behavior) Bootlicking some some yum yums. NO THANK YOU.

coffeedude82.bsky.social•56 days ago

I’d rather get another circumcision.

picci0909.bsky.social•56 days ago

#POTUSKRASNOV

barneyflintstone.bsky.social•56 days ago

janbeetoo.bsky.social•56 days ago

Clean up someone else’s vomit.

waitingfortheday.bsky.social•55 days ago

Colonoscopy

awkword.bsky.social•56 days ago

I got nothing this is too funny

greenjeans2526.bsky.social•56 days ago

I, for one, will not listen!

calgarybuffalo.bsky.social•56 days ago

Stick a sharp stick in my eye!

montanahuntress.bsky.social•56 days ago

Step on Lego
Hear crying
A mosh pit
Go shopping
Roll in dog shit

thesuburbanmomma.bsky.social•56 days ago

So happy I have Maj Jong scheduled for tomorrow night. No
Social media either…sometimes it all works out.

silly-knigot.bsky.social•56 days ago

Trump can't put a complete sentence together anyhow. So there won't be anything to miss.

jellybeardemmom.bsky.social•56 days ago

Root canal.

ncyankeegirl.bsky.social•56 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂 exactly!!!

patchouli70.bsky.social•56 days ago

Wash bedpans bare handed.

shurao.bsky.social•56 days ago

Eat glass shards

kygrannyof12.bsky.social•56 days ago

I would rather watch paint dry or mold grow

dvora3.bsky.social•56 days ago

You mean Putin's address delivered by his fawning dog?

anitaharvey.bsky.social•56 days ago

Eat gas station sushi

tdm15.bsky.social•56 days ago

chew crushed pieces of glass , poke my eyes with a hot poker, have multiple root canals with no anesthesia, shop on black Friday

ihatehandls.bsky.social•56 days ago

That is so funny. For MLK Day I blew off the inauguration and gave the dogs at the humane society spa days. If you know what you’re doing with nail polish, they don’t make you scoop the poop.