He's building a ship He's leaving his wife He's hiring pirates To start a new life Stede Bonnet is coming to town - ThreadSky

jodegg.bsky.social • 74 days ago

He's building a ship
He's leaving his wife
He's hiring pirates
To start a new life
Stede Bonnet is coming to town

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burymyvices.bsky.social•74 days ago

the way i had to read this three times

spoopyghostforsale.bsky.social•73 days ago

So much talent in this thread 😭

khyizang.bsky.social•74 days ago

Have to admire a self-starter with a plan.

hal10034.bsky.social•74 days ago

I'd never heard of him. His Wikipedia entry makes it sound like he wasn't very good at piracy. But now I want to watch "Our Flag Means Death."

ingonyama70.bsky.social•74 days ago

First season is dumb fun, though I don't care for the ending.

Cancelled my MAX subscription before the second season aired

whores.horse•74 days ago

why did i read this in the cadence of "short skirt long jacket" by cake until i got to the end 😂😭

penemuesquill.bsky.social•74 days ago

I did too. And then I went 'wait, what?'
Also works with 'going the distance'.

smokinpoetry.bsky.social•74 days ago

I did too! 😂

cvilletgr.bsky.social•74 days ago

As a Charlestonian who got married mere steps from where the Gentleman Pirate met his end, I value the deep cut

followedmystar.bsky.social•74 days ago

I heard this to the tone of Mr Brightside first and that was also EXCELLENT

cr0wteeth.bsky.social•74 days ago

I DID TOO OML

unpopularculture.bsky.social•74 days ago

Now he's building a ship
And he's leaving his wife
And he's hiring pirates
All to start a new life
But he’s stabbed in the gut
And he’s covered in blood
And he’s gonna be hanged
But he’s getting cut down now
Blackbeard’s coming round now
Don’t let him goooooo

chelseaboots.bsky.social•74 days ago

🎶 I just can't look, it's killing me
Who's this Mary? 🎶

chelseaboots.bsky.social•74 days ago

🎶Jealousy, throwing scribes into the sea🎶
etc

aycie.bsky.social•74 days ago

Singing sad sack lullabies
After I just mugged a guy
For an escape dinghy
Kraken life is calling me
Rubbing kohl across my eyes
Cause I’ve got a Dark Side

chelseaboots.bsky.social•74 days ago

👏👏👏

the-widow-olivia.bsky.social•73 days ago

📌

followedmystar.bsky.social•73 days ago

FAB

fernfronds.bsky.social•74 days ago

THANK YOU this was how my brain defaulted when reading jode’s post

spicycanuck.bsky.social•74 days ago

CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

followedmystar.bsky.social•74 days ago

WHEEZING, it’s perfect

ashestoarts.bsky.social•74 days ago

Brilliant 💕 goes well with CAKE's Short Skirt/Long Jacket

cheersm3dears.bsky.social•73 days ago

This is what I went into it thinking 😂

ciaranstrange.bsky.social•71 days ago

SAME XD

shirlsurely.bsky.social•74 days ago

Except that Stede Bonnet was said to be a Gentleman Pirate and the MF'er I believe you may be referring to is anything but a Gentleman!

edsstaugsnake.bsky.social•73 days ago

Historical Stede Bonnet 👎
Our Flag Means Death Stede Bonnet 👍
We only stan fictional gay pirates

joeybee12.bsky.social•74 days ago

Catchy! You should set this to music!

blakbonnet.bsky.social•73 days ago

still thinking about this TuT

meggonmyface.bsky.social•73 days ago

He talks it through with his crew
On the ship and on the beach
But he was not prepared to fall
In love with Edward Teach

You better watch out!
Unhand him or bleed!
You don’t want to cross
This version Stede.

Stede Bonnet is coming to town.

smokinpoetry.bsky.social•68 days ago

Do you mind if I post this elsewhere with your tag? I don’t want to just retype it elsewhere like it’s my own. I’ve been laughing at it for days lolol

jodegg.bsky.social•68 days ago

Haha yeah no probs :)

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