This may be the coolest thing I've ever seen... It's Ted Cruz's poodle, left home to freeze when he and his family split for Cancún. - ThreadSky

hntdove.bsky.social • 5 days ago

This may be the coolest thing I've ever seen...

It's Ted Cruz's poodle, left home to freeze when he and his family split for Cancún.

A Porsche is fast, a Lamborghini is faster, and a Tesla is fascist

Cruz has no class

Who put sunglasses on that hairy toe?! Hilarious! It is pretty cool...

This fat piece of shit is showing off a gaudy overpriced piece of trash when people are going broke.

justice for Snowflake

Ted Cruz and "cool" in the same sentence.... nope

So cool it is outright cold.

And I live in Winnipeg!

Is he saying that about a Swastikar?

Tesla: preferred vehicle of the Zodiac Killer!

What a spineless bitch
Blamed his daughters for Mexico

Good dog. Applies to either picture!

Why's the car leaning to the right?

His press secretary denied it to the AP, which doesn’t refute it, IMHO, but moves it to unproven.

https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-9949571077#

No, just moves it to denied.

Would be funny if it weren't sick seeing all these climate change denying Republicans endorse an electric vehicle.

Oh God, don’t remind me about poodle. I’m already sad enough today.

Ted is a such a grifter. He’d cozy up to the devil if he thought he’d get ahead. Wait, he’s doing just that now.

Wasn't the dog's name "Snowball" or something like that?

I recall some deep irony at play there...

Only Ted Cruz would name his dog after a political slur. Snowflake.

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