I was watching a true crime documentary and it got me thinking. I can say with pride that if I ever committed murder, my parents would snitch in 5 secs flat and disown me. I’m proud that my parents have integrity… although if my sister did it, I reckon they’d ask me to take the fall #nottheirfav - ThreadSky

rahulkohli13.bsky.social • 3 days ago

I was watching a true crime documentary and it got me thinking.
I can say with pride that if I ever committed murder, my parents would snitch in 5 secs flat and disown me. I’m proud that my parents have integrity… although if my sister did it, I reckon they’d ask me to take the fall #nottheirfav

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xmeagol.bsky.social•3 days ago

start a union with your sister and organize against ur parents

nug.monster•3 days ago

Do you think Jacob would take the fall for you if you did a murder though?

rahulkohli13.bsky.social•3 days ago

No. There isn’t a single person in my life that would allow me to get away with anything wrong. I’ve never surrounded myself with “yes men” or fans. Just people I love, who love me back but hold me accountable when I step out of line.

nug.monster•3 days ago

I appreciate the wholesome, sincere answer instead of the joke :)

plus i bet jacob would wither in an interrogation

rahulkohli13.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah he’d fold for a Jar Jar Binks popcorn bucket.

saemg.bsky.social•3 days ago

et tu, banjo

terryintransit.bsky.social•3 days ago

Rest assured, I'm a fan but would turn you in! :)

themstems.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yeah his parents are creepy. They must have already proved to protect his behavior in the past—that’s why he went to them. He knew his mom was the type to offer to help him bury the body or whatever she said.

julifakiss.bsky.social•2 days ago

I feel that would be the same situation for me lol

joonz42.bsky.social•2 days ago

My brother would have squealed. My sister, the one who did it, would snitch on me too.

rogerj4popnews.bsky.social•3 days ago

My parents would not have only turned me in, they’d have also turned me in if my siblings did it, not questions asked.

nullentitystock.bsky.social•2 days ago

Let me guess you are an older brother.. I know this pain XD

evilbernard.bsky.social•3 days ago

They know you'd be in your element living in a tiny room with a toilet a foot from the bed.

pepper13.bsky.social•3 days ago

My mom would have turned me in, sure. But she would have been disappointed...so much worse.

burntcopper.bsky.social•2 days ago

I suspect my parents would snitch on both of us. Even if it was a Robin Hood type situation.

hedyburress.bsky.social•3 days ago

My parents would legit do it for the screen time #greatperformances

adhdefy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hahaha I see you also watched the Gabby Petito docuseries this week. Welcome to thinking about that shit for DAYS on end. 🙃

danieldanger.net•3 days ago

1000% percent my parents would help me incinerate the body. I specifically say incinerate because I already know how they would do it. My mom is a world class secret keeper.

shivvy.bsky.social•3 days ago

if it’s the same one I watched last night, yea my mom would rat me out. there’s some other stuff she’d probably back me up on tho

pissyrabbit.bsky.social•3 days ago

I literally had this conversation with my kid the other day. I told her I’d turn her in and both of my sisters looked at me like in was the devil herself. 🤣🤣🤣

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