Loraina Bobbit is still my personal hero, but this would be pretty cool too.
Reposted from Jessica Cale
It’s 10:30pm on a Monday, and I’m eating ice cream & reading the Malleus Maleficarum (1486) in bed, b/c of course

Anyway, did you know that witches can “truly and actually” remove dicks and not just make them seem to disappear?

“Your body my—“

Poof! No dick. Medieval answers to medieval problems

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