Two ppl go to a work party and see pizzas for everyone. Person #1 looks around and sees a large crowd and takes one slice. Person 2 takes 3 slices. When you ask them why they took 1 or 3, they give the same answer. " I don't know how much might be left." Be person 1.
A liberal will feed 100 people because he thinks one might starve.
A conservative will underbid in order to get the manufacture and distribution contract. 100 people will get fed, albeit later than promised. Five of them will subsequently die from food poisoning.
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Republicans are only for it if something's in it for them.
A Republican couldn’t care less because it doesn’t happen to them.
A conservative will underbid in order to get the manufacture and distribution contract. 100 people will get fed, albeit later than promised. Five of them will subsequently die from food poisoning.