Man I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed em to the fishes
Heres what I'd do, if I had three wishes
Punch your jeans, on all three counts
It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts
1995: Oversized jeans are popular. I look on in detachment.
2001: Low Rise jeans are popular. I look on in detachment.
2011: Skinny Jeans are popular. I look on in detachment and my balls hurt when I sit down.
2025: WTFE, these things, I guess.
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Now to keep my grandkids from stealing them …
Ringada ding ding dong
Keep them bells ringing’
Heres what I'd do, if I had three wishes
Punch your jeans, on all three counts
It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts
2001: Low Rise jeans are popular. I look on in detachment.
2011: Skinny Jeans are popular. I look on in detachment and my balls hurt when I sit down.
2025: WTFE, these things, I guess.
Lesson: cool pants never fit properly.