One positive thing to take from the last few years of politics is that there almost certainly *isn't* a secret cabal of Illuminati running the world behind the scenes. And if there is, they're not very hands-on with it.
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Yeah, the thought that there is some kind of historical society that guides the hands of politics is fucking laughable these days. It was always just a bunch of greedy dickheads, they just aren't hiding their true intentions anymore.
Illuminati, seeing their carefully laid out Plans for the next 4 decades ɓowled over by the dumbest incompetence, scrambling:
Oh no! He did what?!?! Whyyyyy???
From wikipedia?????
Pesonally, I'm considering the benefits of a system of government where the Buffalo Bills never win another Super Bowl while Ben Affleck keeps getting Oscars. https://youtu.be/1XG2WdP2R4U?si=-X36-BJUtPcEsTi1&t=5
I remember this scene. Hilarious. He never explained why he hated Buffalo so much. Maybe he was a Dolphin fan like me. 🐬 By the way, the Bills have never won a Super Bowl.
Illuminati theorists are hilarious to me... the whole notions suggests that they do great evil in the shadows. They do great evil in broad daylight right in our faces.
"Well, I'm sure that there's something waiting the shadows that's even worse than..." *checks notes*
"Callously throwing people into torture camps...
Wait... hang on..."
I dunno, Mohammed Mosadegh, Salvador Allende, Jacobo Arbenz, Patrice Lumumba, Sukarno, João Goulart, Juan José Torres, Isabel Perón, and a few others are outside and want a word, they keep yelling something about the Dulles brothers and MK-ULTRA, shall we let them in?
The right has spazzed out over the dreaded new world order for eons and they’re the dumb muthrfuckrs that forced it on America and made it law! A self fulfilling prophecy they’re too stupid to figure out their own role in. “The government will come for you!” is reality THEY CREATED.
Well…the Republicans seem to have the cabal (authors and creators of Project 2025) as well as the pedophiles, which they accused the Democrats of pizzagate—just a bunch of projecting hypocrites.
I always thought the secret societies wanted to control the population by decreasing the birth rate and increasing the death rate. Little did I know they wanted to increase the birth rate a lot to create a slave class.
Funny… I went the complete opposite direction. Never used to believe in that stuff.
But then Musk buddied up to Putin and things became much clearer. Also… there’s a sex trafficking ring (cabal) that is literally taking over the world right now. Icky.
Sure, sure... but if belief in something that stupid came about because people are terrified that the chaos and lack of control in their lives is endemic, then more chaos will likely lead them to double down on believing shadowy actors are causing it.
"The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory, is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is actually chaotic. (...)
The truth is far more frightening - Nobody is in control."
Alan Moore
Well, what Putin... as much of a lame, dickless shit-head that he is... understood (thanks to his time in the KGB) is that as long as Russia was an 'enemy' the people of the U.S. would rally against their attempts to destabilize us.
So sow division using unregulated tech and massive misinformation.
Also, dipshit, entitled billionaires own media, believe in eugenics (because it says that they're better than everyone), like to be rapey pieces of shit, and are *easily* bought.
At that point, the plan writes itself.
I keep seeing this narrative online that Trump has some grand plan to make his billionaire pals rich via tariffs, and I'm pretty sure he's just an idiot who has no hell of an idea what he's doing.
We're divided, tired, and poor.
It's hard.
But we're waking up. We're gathering together, building networks.
No guarantees, but if we have persistence, empathy (avoid doomerism and infighting), and courage... we can win.
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Learn to DELEGATE, people!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Bacchanal orgy (stop snickering, Bob).
Oh no! He did what?!?! Whyyyyy???
From wikipedia?????
https://youtu.be/1XG2WdP2R4U?si=-X36-BJUtPcEsTi1&t=5
He's not smart enough to do it on his own.
"Callously throwing people into torture camps...
Wait... hang on..."
But then Musk buddied up to Putin and things became much clearer. Also… there’s a sex trafficking ring (cabal) that is literally taking over the world right now. Icky.
In other news: love your books. Esp. Jam. 🩷
Because it's not rational
The truth is far more frightening - Nobody is in control."
Alan Moore
So sow division using unregulated tech and massive misinformation.
At that point, the plan writes itself.
It's hard.
But we're waking up. We're gathering together, building networks.
No guarantees, but if we have persistence, empathy (avoid doomerism and infighting), and courage... we can win.