what if silvertech was called coppertech and they made microwaves and shit that'd be funny - ThreadSky

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squeaksdcorgeh.bsky.social • 219 days ago

what if silvertech was called coppertech and they made microwaves and shit that'd be funny

What would Goldtech do? Bronzetech?

Silvertech on a Alternative Universe or smth.

It would be pretty funny

No one's stopping you from doing that

What if I put YOU in a microwave that’d be pretty funny 🥺

Why are you like this

Continue speaking facts

what if they were called EVILtech and instead of computers, cameras, printers, etc. they made BOMBS and WEAPONRY

Oh boy cant wait for DiamondTech where they make diamond pickaxes and shit

Okay, but would they also make cars and pianos?

Yamatech

Goldtech?

sablesweb.site•219 days ago

what if they sold shitty products and kept their customers complaint letters laminated

the microwave puts hallucinogens if you put it for too long or little and now you're burdened with the shit projected to your noggin

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