My wife strarted hitting me in the middle of the night, and I asked why. She told me she dreamed she came into our bedroom, and I was in bed with two other women. "Hey", I said, "That's MY dream! Stay away from my dreams." She hit me even more.
That's a good way to get the spare room to yourself when you want some 'me' time.
Seems like a risky strategy to use more than once if you value your marriage, though.
Hilarious. My favorite line used to be, you wouldn't be saying/doing that if I was your girlfriend, now would ya? ......the answer was always silence. We are divorced now. 🤣
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Seems like a risky strategy to use more than once if you value your marriage, though.