"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" - Ronald Reagan, 1987 "Mr. Putin, tear down my balls!" - Donald Trump, 2025 - ThreadSky

funkyartlady.bsky.social•2 days ago

Accurate unfortunately

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carmsblue.bsky.social•2 days ago

More like tRump is sucking Putins balls. They both need to be castrated. And decapitated. Immediately?if not sooner!!

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franko25.bsky.social•2 days ago

And then tell me I’m pretty (trump 2025)

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indy999.bsky.social•2 days ago

More like “Mr. Orange Turd, lick my balls”

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digitalramble.bsky.social•2 days ago

more like offered 'em up on a platter

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donisapedo.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think it’s: Mr. Putin: May I lick your balls.

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rmblakeley.bsky.social•2 days ago

@amblanch.bsky.social 🥸

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tiolechuga.bsky.social•2 days ago

i read that as tears 😭 and it still tracks

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melle727.bsky.social•2 days ago

I never lol, this made me lol 🤣

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captfogg.bsky.social•2 days ago

What balls?

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thelordgod.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's harder to hear Trump say that because he's got Putin's balls in his mouth.

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civilm.bsky.social•2 days ago

I've heard Putin keeps Trump's balls in an ornately decorated box that he brings out and shows to oligarchs and visiting dignitaries.

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grahamtayloruk.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes this box. Xi Jinping had them enamelled with some filigree work and gave them to Vlad as a present. Apparently the testicles have a little chime as one manipulates them in the palm of the hand.

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civilm.bsky.social•2 days ago

I assume that picture is zoomed by at least 200 percent or they used a LOT of enamel.

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grahamtayloruk.bsky.social•2 days ago

Are you suggesting FOTUS doesn’t have big cojones? Thinking about it you may well be right.

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ag100pct.bsky.social•2 days ago

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andre-sobolewski.bsky.social•2 days ago

"What balls?"

- Putin, 2025

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starbucksjunkee.bsky.social•2 days ago

Well done Jack! 🔥

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layeredsky.bsky.social•2 days ago

Dickstater Psychos Band:

Buy American!
We Bought One Trump and Got The Entire Republican Party For FREE.

We came away with your Democracy as the Bonus Prize too! 🥂🍾

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flaredhead.bsky.social•1 day ago

More like "Mr. Putin, may I bend over for you, sir?"

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cmhoskins.bsky.social•2 days ago

Basically, yes.

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valleypaul54.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mr.Putin has had Diaper Don's balls in a little box in his desk for at least a decade, probably longer

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kellyinbuffalo.bsky.social•2 days ago

"...while I cradle yours."

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studog888.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mr Putin turn me into Swiss cheese, split me like a watermelon.....

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gretelvo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh I doubt “tearing down” his balls is what he asked for.

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sayitlikeitis.bsky.social•2 days ago

He’s already squeezing them.

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ls1228.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Mr. Putin, may I gargle your balls?" Donald Trump, 2015

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mexmbabruin.bsky.social•2 days ago

Frankly, not much left to tear down it appears.

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quirkygrrrl.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think he sent the Resolute Desk on that plane. He'll put a fake one back in the Oval!

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mjt711.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good one!

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youbeyou.bsky.social•2 days ago

I didn’t think he had any🤷🏽‍♀️

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tse24.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump: Russian asset 🇷🇺

That it, that’s the tweet……..

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jimwinwoo.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mr. Trump, bend over & lube up!
~ Vladimir Putin, 1987-present

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nanabing.bsky.social•2 days ago

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trumpshair.bsky.social•2 days ago

Reagan pandered to the rich too. He wasn’t a saint.

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greginma.bsky.social•2 days ago

More like “Swing on deez nuts.”

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libtilend.bsky.social•2 days ago

He doesn’t have any balls.

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picalily.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Mr Putin, let me lick your balls!"
There, fixed it ☺️

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greginma.bsky.social•2 days ago

😷

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johneola2.bsky.social•2 days ago

There’s a “Now, get down and lick my …” in there somewhere.

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big-steppa.bsky.social•2 days ago

TRUE

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protector5763.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump attending the May 9th Parade in Moscow is the worst betrayal of American ideals in modern history.
There will be no negotiations with Ukraine, the EU will break away from the US on all fronts, and the likelihood of global war is highly increased.

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edualc1990.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sadly 100% right.

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darxkies.bsky.social•2 days ago

Or rather "Mr. Putin, feed me my balls!"

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dinger1957.bsky.social•2 days ago

Didn’t know he had any

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democracyblue.bsky.social•1 day ago

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formerscopie.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump has no balls.

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potch-hctop47.bsky.social•2 days ago

Rah rah Vlad Puteen Lover of his U S “Queen”-

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gemdrgn1.bsky.social•7 hours ago

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dogcatcher4.bsky.social•2 days ago

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tradingsmiles.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/tradingsmiles.bsky.social/post/3likdhjirjs2e

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andyspags.bsky.social•2 days ago

More like “Mr. Putin, may I please gargle your balls?”

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weaver60.bsky.social•2 days ago

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lxciv.bsky.social•2 days ago

And the guy who *allegedly* tried assassinating him

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cottagedweller.bsky.social•2 days ago

My money is on Iran for that. I'm sure they have not given up.
I don't think Putin tried to assassinate him. Putin is getting everything he wants from Trump.

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lxciv.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m not saying he did it, i’m just saying it’s weird.

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weaver60.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump hasn’t mentioned him at all!

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lxciv.bsky.social•2 days ago

Like he forgot all about it, right?😅

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libtilend.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nobody tried to assassinate the bastard. He staged the entire thing. Stop acting like he didn’t.

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cottagedweller.bsky.social•2 days ago

Iranian actors trying to assassinate Trump had 0 to do with his ear scrape or the dude at Maralardo. They actually did have agents arrested, back when we still had a functioning FBI. It was in the news if you want to look it up. Iran is out for him and I'm all for it.

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libtilend.bsky.social•2 days ago

Well, Iran is doing a shitty job.

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lxciv.bsky.social•2 days ago

+1!

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lorivball.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂🤣

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rembrandt77.bsky.social•2 days ago

More like "Mr. Putin, Let me lick your balls"🙄

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idummkopp.bsky.social•2 days ago

Good definition for Kompromat.

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lismj.bsky.social•2 days ago

I thought his balls were already in the swasticar guy's pocket.

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quixotica1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Don’t forget Putin has pee tapes on Trump & god only knows what else. Especially since Trump was BFFs with Epstein

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quixotica1.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂😂😂😂

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ericd23.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yessssss....nailed it

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noninjaskillz.bsky.social•2 days ago

To be fair, it's "Tear off your pants so I can lick your balls!"

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monkgirl.bsky.social•2 days ago

Breaking News: Putin's go-to playlist at the Grand Kremlin Palace has been leaked, and it appears Lil Jon's “Get Low” is Putin's jam, especially when shadow hosting Trump and his minions.

“ to the window to the walls”

https://youtu.be/vzGAOf74-9k

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