Going to suicide prevention is so funny because the psychiatrist will be like "there's so many things in life worth living for" and I'll be like "have you considered. wasps exist" - ThreadSky

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thelen0.bsky.social • 57 days ago

Going to suicide prevention is so funny because the psychiatrist will be like "there's so many things in life worth living for" and I'll be like "have you considered. wasps exist"

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josh.aguayo.ca•57 days ago

My go-to is "So I've been told". 🤣

thelen0.bsky.social•56 days ago

I usually go hey listen if the movie is shit for the first half why would you stick around for the second

candidwoods.bsky.social•56 days ago

It's the fascists for me. We can get rid of wasps, but fascists? Their worse than herpes.

thelen0.bsky.social•56 days ago

I mean if you put it like that

joecrazy.bsky.social•57 days ago

Fair! But consider that wasps existing gave us the fig. And damn, figs can be yummy!

thelen0.bsky.social•57 days ago

I lowkey forgive them for that time they stung me in the legs as a child and gave me a lifelong crippling phobia that prevents me from enjoying the outside just because dry figs are banging

autismus27.bsky.social•56 days ago

Meanwhile Canadian doctors are like: kys

and then I'm here just thinking: have you considered the existence of ice cream?

thelen0.bsky.social•56 days ago

Let's go Canada removing those extra steps

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