Bad responses to "I love you": - And I appreciate you - Finally it's time to show you the shrine I built around your hair and nail clippings - You fool. You silly little fool - Not you too - Lol good luck with that - I am not drunk enough for this - Heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH YES. YESS YESSSSS! - ThreadSky

itsabbyyep.bsky.social • 56 days ago

Bad responses to "I love you":
- And I appreciate you
- Finally it's time to show you the shrine I built around your hair and nail clippings
- You fool. You silly little fool
- Not you too
- Lol good luck with that
- I am not drunk enough for this
- Heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH YES. YESS YESSSSS!

Comments

mockcarr.bsky.social•55 days ago

Not one of my favorite letters, but ok

kcook75.bsky.social•56 days ago

misskachoob.bsky.social•56 days ago

And you forgot, "Thank you"

headingwest.bsky.social•56 days ago

- Then the curse has been broken!

thetomfrank.bsky.social•55 days ago

I got “and I have strong feelings for you too…” but he stuck around and married me and he says it every day now.

markhay.bsky.social•55 days ago

Can I get a ride to work?

ladylettera32.bsky.social•55 days ago

- Okay but like “help me hide a body” love me? Because funny story….

mikepietrafesa.bsky.social•56 days ago

“Me too! We’re like twins!”

parasocialista.bsky.social•55 days ago

"Likewise"

wundae.bsky.social•56 days ago

"Huh"

hiddenpinky.bsky.social•55 days ago

"We all make mistakes." - @captantagonist.bsky.social

captantagonist.bsky.social•55 days ago

Haha I don't think I did that one yet

craigdodge.bsky.social•56 days ago

Thanks. Who are you again?

rinthpress.bsky.social•56 days ago

- You’ve ruined everything!

vagariesofmine.bsky.social•55 days ago

"Yikes"

notjarvis.bsky.social•56 days ago

- Oh. so what about those sports huh?

mscrookedhalo.bsky.social•55 days ago

Can't say that I blame you.

Or

If I was you, I would love me too.

flikker76.bsky.social•56 days ago

Actual response from a now ex "Well that's not my responsibility"

sarcastronaut.bsky.social•56 days ago

Hah "Lol, good luck with that"

yourhappyhost.com•55 days ago

I know.

realbcthinktank.bsky.social•56 days ago

I once said "Score!!" and pumped my fist. He didn't laugh.

digoryk.bsky.social•56 days ago

The third and the last could be romantic depending on the person and situation

russellbarth.bsky.social•55 days ago

- pft. (chuckles) Ok.
- as well you should
- good strategy
- explain how

techguy3.bsky.social•55 days ago

Nice. 🤣

maxm1smett1.bsky.social•56 days ago

“Who doesn’t?”

surprisedface.bsky.social•55 days ago

When is the right time to show her my shrine

xinicit.bsky.social•55 days ago

I find that after the bindings are secure is the bare minimum

surprisedface.bsky.social•55 days ago

My wife and I literally share a house I can’t believe she hasn’t found it yet or questioned all the missing socks

xinicit.bsky.social•55 days ago

Maybe she isn’t good at childproof cabinets?

surprisedface.bsky.social•55 days ago

Can’t fit the shrine in there. Had to move them to a place with more space

xinicit.bsky.social•55 days ago

Mayhaps she has seen the entrance to The Tunnel and deemed the braces inadequate?

frickinferal.bsky.social•56 days ago

My ex would tell me “I’m sure you do”

headingwest.bsky.social•56 days ago

Wow. Your ex is ... Well, better off as your ex. Yikes!

ralucahippie.bsky.social•55 days ago

"Who doesn't?"

jonny-spanner.bsky.social•56 days ago

"No, you don't. You maybe love the IDEA of me, but can't handle the reality"

louiseankers.bsky.social•55 days ago

This being a thing I have thought but not said before

jonny-spanner.bsky.social•56 days ago

Remember Han Solo?

"I know"?

sweetpotatopies.bsky.social•55 days ago

I was just about to comment that!

jco64.bsky.social•56 days ago

Also, "Thank you".

moyaklefey.bsky.social•56 days ago

“And I love tacos.”🌮

moyaklefey.bsky.social•56 days ago

“Hey! I thought you were going to pick up some ribs takeaway for dinner tonight.”

suzanne80.bsky.social•56 days ago

i responded to my husband one time with "I am quite fond of you too".

rofe.bsky.social•56 days ago

"Prove it"

sicburns2.bsky.social•56 days ago

“Up top”

drramblings.bsky.social•56 days ago

*patting them on the head before walking away*

drramblings.bsky.social•56 days ago

Lesson learned

itsmemoe.bsky.social•55 days ago

I told that idiot I'd win the bet.

tiawolf424.bsky.social•55 days ago

My least favorite
"Ok"

Not even "okay" just "ok" 😔

debbienorthway.bsky.social•55 days ago

Do you? Why?

kennymacleod.bsky.social•56 days ago

"Winning!"

juddtaylor.bsky.social•55 days ago

- Ditto
- I know

therealdcf.bsky.social•55 days ago

BRB…Have a LOT of apology emails to write…

maaikeverbruggen.bsky.social•56 days ago

Great. Now i'm late.

awfullyvague.bsky.social•56 days ago

- I love me too

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•56 days ago

- Great, now I gotta deal with this whole thing

siminsaysso.bsky.social•56 days ago

😆 🤣

sarcastronaut.bsky.social•55 days ago

Can't determine if that's funnier if you said it out loud or under your breath.

despiteallmyrage.bsky.social•56 days ago

You brought this on yourself.

naffnaffbobface.bsky.social•56 days ago

- That's nice, anyway what do you want to order?

wewereright.org•56 days ago

"so, like I was saying..."

stevecantsmell.bsky.social•55 days ago

"I heard you the first time"

blood-red.bsky.social•56 days ago

"Cash only."

kellymegan.bsky.social•55 days ago

I hit someone with a "holy shit" once

joehckr.bsky.social•55 days ago

- that is not your Safe Word.

darkfloors.bsky.social•55 days ago

That's so sweet, but I'm not prepared to step up to that level of commitment at this time 🙄

somedonuts.bsky.social•56 days ago

-Yeah
-Anyway
-Does this look infected?

budya.bsky.social•55 days ago

You sound a lot like Tellulah Bankhead.

valkyriekaren.bsky.social•55 days ago

"Who are you, again?"

valkyriekaren.bsky.social•55 days ago

"Awww, bless."

thebananaking.bsky.social•56 days ago

Ngl the last one would be awesome

nova999999.bsky.social•56 days ago

Yeah I was like what's wrong with that reaction?

sammiewondercat.bsky.social•55 days ago

Don’t laugh I had a boyfriend who created a shrine wall dedicated to pictures of me. We broke up seconds after he told me this.

in-validhandle.bsky.social•55 days ago

“Wait, you mean like “love”love”?

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