imagine having more money than god and living in this piece of shit - ThreadSky

cait.bsky.social • 83 days ago

imagine having more money than god and living in this piece of shit

Reposted from Henrik Enberg

Saw someone post his house and lmao, is mcmansion hell on this site?

Comments

sarcasmorator.bsky.social•83 days ago

triangle house
triangle house🎶

jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social•83 days ago

Murdering thousands for the same house the used car dealership manager has

oddbunsen.bsky.social•83 days ago

Also like, I know people who make waaay less than him with fancier houses. Like dude up your game a bit? If it’s gonna be ugly at least make it gaudy

pyrholidon.bsky.social•83 days ago

Noveau rich have absolutely no taste.

kinchman.bsky.social•83 days ago

"I don't care, I really like gables"

benjbrew.bsky.social•82 days ago

Looks like a pixelated hamburger

soupthesart.bsky.social•83 days ago

imagine having 10s of millions of dollars, gross I'd say

biniman.bsky.social•83 days ago

Sadistic

liliana.transsexual.gay•83 days ago

When you dream of suburban tract housing 🤢

ddyngel.meangirls.online•83 days ago

So embarassing

thryse.com•52 days ago

It looks like a generative AI disaster summoned into reality. Like, multiple gables merging together and not nearly enough window.

darlingstarling.bsky.social•83 days ago

Atrocious

silverboots.bsky.social•83 days ago

Wealth is wasted on the rich.

terminalghost.bsky.social•83 days ago

That’s a piece of shit? Damn, my house isn’t that big or that nice, and I thought it was pretty nice…

cait.bsky.social•83 days ago

it's not about the size, it's just ugly and tasteless

susandathome.bsky.social•83 days ago

who's ugly ass house is that?

cait.bsky.social•83 days ago

it was the UHC ceo's before he got ganked

susandathome.bsky.social•83 days ago

Why is that somehow perfect? Thx

kylewoodley.bsky.social•83 days ago

For the home connoisseur who loves the concept of portholes but hates anything with curves.

cavemanpleasures.bsky.social•83 days ago

The House of Seven Hideous Gables

midgie.bsky.social•83 days ago

triangles out of control

elias.foxhold.net•83 days ago

AI-generated looking house

knaveryesque.bsky.social•83 days ago

Profoundly boring.

aferaldavid.bsky.social•83 days ago

it looks like three houses are clipping through each other

mad-max.bsky.social•83 days ago

The American dream is to live in a shitty beige box and slowly go insane

vonhonkington.bsky.social•83 days ago

Why do they hate windows? Also is that a French door directly next to the front door?

hagurusean.bsky.social•83 days ago

Could be worse! There's a house I drive by every day whose front door are full glass French doors.

aldristavan.bsky.social•83 days ago

“yes. the saddest windows you can find. absolute flowers in the attic ass windows. just remarkably sad. as sad as you can make them.”

peculiarsusan.bsky.social•83 days ago

Bet those are the kids’ rooms.

aldristavan.bsky.social•83 days ago

their rooms.. in the attic

aldristavan.bsky.social•83 days ago

my man said

ellebae.bsky.social•83 days ago

you only really see this with the hubris that comes with a decent amount of New Money (FAANG stockholders)

as cringe and evil as finance/bankers are, they're not as fugly as this

jackbeingbad.bsky.social•83 days ago

It's ugly but it beats paying rent

pyrholidon.bsky.social•83 days ago

I doubt that’s his only house. Rich people love collecting real estate.

cait.bsky.social•83 days ago

he has two in the same neighborhood

somuchpingle.bsky.social•83 days ago

Don’t forget the forest they bulldozed for this burb-box

laurenmpayne.bsky.social•83 days ago

feeling a wave of nostalgia for those earth justice punks in the 1990s who would literally set fire to the planned suburbs

donettes.bsky.social•83 days ago

God this reminds me of the people I used to deliver pizzas to. Imagine having more money than god, living in this AND stiffing your delivery drivers. Worst people in the worst society on earth.

poemsandfungus.bsky.social•83 days ago

When I was tutoring, the richer the family, the more likely they were to try to negotiate a lower price and the less likely they were to pay me on time. The folks in the gated community with a country club at the center didn't pay for a month and tried to get me to give their kids rides across town.

donettes.bsky.social•83 days ago

The more money you get the more “service” starts sounding like “servant”