got a $10 settlement check in the mail from a theranos lawsuit i didn't know existed, which i assume is compensation from elizabeth holmes personally for making it so i can never wear a black turtleneck again - ThreadSky

cait.bsky.social • 22 days ago

got a $10 settlement check in the mail from a theranos lawsuit i didn't know existed, which i assume is compensation from elizabeth holmes personally for making it so i can never wear a black turtleneck again

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salinger.bsky.social•22 days ago

Woo hop! I imagine there’ll be some top quality treats for Adonis.

markprovost.bsky.social•22 days ago

fr...the black turtleneck was such a classic look, so sharp, so refined. Holmes did to it what hitler did to that lil' mustache

jiminysnackmouth.online•22 days ago

you can but you have to do the voice too

bobobobobob.bsky.social•22 days ago

Also gives enough payment to binge The Dropout for some schadenfreude

adhesiveslipper.bsky.social•22 days ago

thielman.bsky.social•22 days ago

Ridiculous. Where can you buy a sweater for ten dollars

omfproductions.bsky.social•22 days ago

Maybe a Forever 21 Bankruptcy sale? Heh. (Cait is probably way too fashionable for that but I couldn't resist)

rebeccakling.bsky.social•22 days ago

But what if you need to introduce a revolutionary new tech product on a sparse-but-elegant stage outside of San Francisco?

rexlibris.bsky.social•22 days ago

Except on Halloween, presumably.

chrisorser.bsky.social•22 days ago

A real hit costume for birthday parties

“Mom get a photo of me with Elizabeth”

irish-druid.bsky.social•22 days ago

buy a lotto

paulmbowes.bsky.social•22 days ago

Someone must pay!

birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social•22 days ago

You deserved a bigger check

notgordonallport.bsky.social•22 days ago

10$ is insulting but no amount would be enough

julietskeets.bsky.social•22 days ago

You can still do the Steve Jobs voice tho. Although, that may result in litigation.

feemus.bsky.social•21 days ago

Black turtlenecks transcend Elizabeth Holmes!

regretagarbo.rip•22 days ago

bitch did u get theranos’d at the walgreens?

cait.bsky.social•22 days ago

no i never did any of their shit so i don't even know why i got a check!

drinksthethings.bsky.social•22 days ago

You can stop talking in a weird random deeper voice now too. No more need.

fullmetal.bzky.team•22 days ago

Cait no, please wear turtlenecks again 🥹🥹🥹

captainbollox.bsky.social•22 days ago

Bitch made only one mistake with her grift. She stole from the rich. I wish Elmo followed her soon. 🤞🏼

rareearthvitamins.bsky.social•22 days ago

Holmes and Jobs both

mbletst.bsky.social•22 days ago

apologies to every blonde

dqspider.bsky.social•22 days ago

i hadn't considered this but yeah i guess the resemblance is there

threnody.bsky.social•22 days ago

with that hair? no. outrageous. i won’t stand for that. reclaim it. retvrn.

cait.bsky.social•22 days ago

droctorock.bsky.social•22 days ago

yeah, no you're fine, as long as you don't do her voice

cute pic btw

vitabreva.bsky.social•22 days ago

Gorgeous!!!

ofvick.bsky.social•22 days ago

WHAT a look

aldristavan.bsky.social•22 days ago

you’re gonna let her keep you from absolutely serving cunt? I won’t stand for it.

booktweeting.bsky.social•22 days ago

Elizabeth who? you own the black turtleneck now

threnody.bsky.social•22 days ago

that’s goddamn right.

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