2050 - Chief Executive President Barron Paypal Trump III ignores threat of excommunication by the Oily See, Exxon BPius Bezos, and declares war on House Burger 2055 - CEP Trump III placed in dungeon after son and heir Gerbert “Goodyear” Trump slain by tire iron at Battle of Walmart Parking Lot - ThreadSky

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demonmama.com • 103 days ago

2050 - Chief Executive President Barron Paypal Trump III ignores threat of excommunication by the Oily See, Exxon BPius Bezos, and declares war on House Burger

2055 - CEP Trump III placed in dungeon after son and heir Gerbert “Goodyear” Trump slain by tire iron at Battle of Walmart Parking Lot

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metalwolfchaos.bsky.social•103 days ago

2060 - Comcast merges with Starlink, becoming a megamonopoly controling all human communication under the name of ComStar.

thewither129.bsky.social•103 days ago

If i have to hear about another trump ever again after 2028 im fucking killing myself

demonmama.com•103 days ago

Iceberg lettuce and diet coke re-legalized as terrorized American peasantry rejoices

yuritopiaofdeath.bsky.social•103 days ago

As long as they keep the ban on those soggy ass Mcdonald's tomatoes I'll keep voting for them.

demonmama.com•103 days ago

House Burger was victorious and soggy tomatoes are mandatory food of the realm im afraid. we all must pretend to like them or get gallow’d :/

yuritopiaofdeath.bsky.social•103 days ago

Eh...just let my mandatory brain worm eat it. She likes it.

coronaviolet.bsky.social•100 days ago

But are onions mandatory? #FuckOnions (I know I'm weird)

silent.bsky.social•103 days ago

diet coke being outlawed would be your personal 9/11
except like, bad

demonmama.com•103 days ago

this is why I will have no choice but to become a bannerman for House Coke 😔

ellesome.bsky.social•103 days ago

Sounds like a house that goes hard tbh

852derek852.bsky.social•102 days ago

Yeah, an army of Elon-spawnlings is fine for kicking around the peasants, but against house burger? Big mistake

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