Me stepping on a cold, slimey lump on the bathroom floor at 4:30 AM is Lili’s jam. He’s waiting for me to crack my skull on the floor so he can lick up the blood.
Cats are such dicks, they’re nature’s classroom smart asses.
They have an uncanny and almost supernatural ability to find a way to step on your bladder just as you start drifting off to sleep, as well.
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They have an uncanny and almost supernatural ability to find a way to step on your bladder just as you start drifting off to sleep, as well.